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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 13:56:58 GMT -5
The screen goes black. Slowly the green letters “AWG” fade in, outlined in gold. The chorus of “Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek” by Blue October , the official song of AWG Authenticity kicks in. The screen cuts to a montage of prior AWG footage featuring Dollar McDougal, TC Jagger, Jack Gaither, Criminal Intent, Anthony Phoenix, Sage Christensen, and others.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 13:57:19 GMT -5
We cut live to the San Diego Sports Arena. The fans in Southern California are going crazy, waving their signs in the air and screaming. We quickly cut to ringside with our AWG commentating crew.
Tommy Veot: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the last installment of AWG Authenticity before Immortal Conflict. With the huge pay-per-view only just over a week away, things are almost completely nailed down.
Stormin’ Norman: That’s right, we’ve got our World Title match all set, and our two competitors will stand toe to toe in tag team action here tonight.
Jari Pulaski: : Hey guys, "The Eagle's Nest" is here once again!
Tommy Veot: Jarhead, the last time we saw "The Eagle's Nest," Jack and that bitch Samantha wound up in jail.
Jari Pulaski: Watch your mouth Tommy before I wash it out with a bar of soap.
Stormin‘ Norman: Actually Tommy, Jarhead is right for once; you can't say the "B" word while we're on the air; you'll get us fined mega-bucks!
Tommy Veot: I'll say whatever the hell I want to about that wench whenever I feel like it, because that's what I think about Samantha! Katherine Gaither would be rolling over in her grave right now if she saw the events that have transpired recently.
Jari Pulaski: Get over it, Tommy!
Stormin‘ Norman: Well fans, we apologize for the commotion here, "The Eagle's Nest" is coming up in a little bit. First, let’s take a look at another at the antics of our AWG Tag Team Champions.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 13:57:42 GMT -5
*Criminal Intent presents….*
*In Association with Criminal Intent Productions…*
*A Criminal Intent short…*
*Staring…*
*Criminal Intent*
*Good Criminal, Bad Criminal*
-The screen cuts to a small connivance store that bares the appearance of a 1960’s town store. The colors are all real dull and the picture is not so good. An old man is behind the counter tending to a middle aged woman’s groceries. The only other customer is a preteen boy who is searching around the candy aisle. The reaches down and takes a Hershey’s Cookies and Cream bar and slips it into his pocket. He then turns towards the door and opens it when a hand grabs him by the shoulder and stops him dead.
Voice: Stop there kiddo!
-The kid cowers and then turns to his surprise to see Pierce Cavanaugh. His frown fades into a smile as he looks up at the wrestler.
Kid: Pierce Cavanaugh! Oh boy! What are you doing here?
Pierce: Well Jimmy, I noticed you put that delicious Cookies and Cream bar in your pocket without paying for it.
Kid: Well…I was…I was going to put it back.
-Pierce looks surprised as he stares at the kid.
Pierce: Oh crap, no, no, don’t do that. I’m not here to punish you.
-The kid gets excited and goes back towards the door, only to be stopped again by Pierce’s hand.
Pierce: What I am here to show you is you are a bad criminal. You need work on your game here and I’m here to show you how. Let’s look at your instant replay.
-A dropdown screen appears in front of the deli counter. A quick flash and little Jimmy appears in the candy aisle. Pierce hops to a pad nearby and starts to telestrate the occurrence.
Pierce: Here you slip the candy in your pocket. But here are the four main weak points.
-He places an arrow into the kids pocket to signify the candy bar and then an ‘X’ over the counter, the door, the lady paying for her groceries and the upper corner of the screen.
Pierce: First, old man Whitaker has had bum eyes since the Eisenhower administration, but today he remembered his glasses and could potentially spot you.
-Jimmy drops his head slightly.
Pierce: Second, the door is quite far away and walking out without something could potentially get you caught.
-Jimmy again nods as his head drops further.
Pierce: Third, there is Mrs. Franklin, who despite the fact that she has a phenomenal rack and a tight be-hind, she has a tendency to be quite the biotch. She catches you and your not only paying, but also mowing her lawn on Sundays.
-Mrs. Franklin who has yet to leave the store turns her nose up in disgust and leaves.
Pierce: And finally, if this were not a 1960’s set, this corner here would be where the security camera was that would catch you.
Jimmy: Thanks, Pierce. I’ll go home and work out my plan right now!
-Jimmy again attempts his escape, but Pierce latches on to the back of his shirt.
Pierce: One second there kiddo. Let’s first see how a professional does it.
-The screen pans back up and we get a full panoramic view of the general store. Jackboot busts through the front door and instantly goes for the candy aisle.
Pierce: You see, Jackboot doesn’t loaf around in places where he would never buy things like the tuna aisle or the cat food. He goes right where Mr. Whitaker expects him.
-Jackboot grabs a whole handful of Cookies and Cream bars and holds them in his hands.
Pierce: And there is another expert move. By not sticking his loot in his pocket, Jackboot can never be accuse of not paying.
-Jackboot walks up to the counter and throws the bars down. Mr. Whitaker rings them up and announces the total.
Mr. Whitaker: That’ll be $11.73.
-Jackboot shakes his head and then delivers a straight right to the jaw of Mr. Whitaker, sending him flying backwards into the store room. A young lady enters the front door and looks at Jackboot. Jackboot then scoops her up over his shoulder.
Jackboot: You are coming back to my place.
Pierce: And here, he not only knocks the memory out of Mr. Whitaker by punching him in the face, but he will also fuc….well this young lady probably will be too tired by the end of the day to remember what transpired here.
-Jimmy’s eyes are lit up by the amazing robbery that took place and starts running around the store. Pierce turns to the camera.
Pierce: And this was an episode of Good Criminal, Bad Criminal. I’m Pierce Cavanaugh reminding you, if you going to break the law, do it right.
-Pierce waves good bye to the camera as it pans out and we see Jimmy frolicking in the candy aisle, tossing candy bars all about.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 13:58:01 GMT -5
We cut to commercials for Gatorade, Sam Adams, and Trojan.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 13:58:24 GMT -5
We return from commercial. Anthony Phoenix is shown backstage staring directly at the camera shaking his head. The AWG 24/7 title is on his left shoulder. He suddenly looks down as he pats the title belt on his shoulder. Anthony smiles as he begins to speak.
Anthony Phoenix: So, it seems that Triple Threat Champion, TC Jagger is trying to duck out my challenge. I know that we need a third member in this little drama, but it seems like he’s trying to run away from every challenge including my challenge. But to be honest, if I could beat him at his own stipulation and also get the 1,2,3; then anyone can defeat him. So, now the new hopeful is Lee “Poetic Justice” Varitek, meh…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again TC it don’t matter who joins us as they will be a none factor, as it was always you and I and that’s that. Whoever, joins us will be relegated to a minor role while us two, the main event, the main attraction, the two top billed superstars duke it out to decide just who will come out supreme. I know deep down you are shaking you damn boots knowing that when we finally meet in the middle of the damn ring the possibility of you become the former champion can and will become a reality. So, Jagger I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again…PROVE…ME…WRONG!!
Anthony goes to walk away when he comes face to face with Lee “Poetic Justice” Varitek. They stare at each other before Anthony nods at Varitek and sidesteps him to allow both of them to walk in different directions.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 13:59:45 GMT -5
Tommy Veot: Well folks, it’s time to see if Lee Varitek can secure his spot in the triple threat title match at Immortal Conflict.
“Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play.
Stormin’ Norman: Not if this guy has anything to do with it. Rumor has it that he has a trick up his sleeve for tonight.
As the music hits, the lights begin to flicker from green to blue. A huge blue pyro erupts from the stage and begins to rain back down. As the pyro clears, Jagger appears on stage. He makes his way down the ring in a cocky manner, ignoring all the fans who boo him. Jagger slides into the ring and faces the camera. He folds his arms and then quickly unfolds them to point to himself as green pyro shoots from the turnbuckles.
Jari Pulaski: What sort of trick are you gonna pull tonight, Jagger?
Lights of the arena turn out, leaving only a thin strip from backstage to the ring lighted, and brightly at that. The crowd erupts as the see Lee’s head peek out from behind the curtain. His pin-straight, jet-black hair hangs freely in front of his face. After teasing the crowd for a moment or two he finally emerges. Reaching the ring, Lee springboards himself into the ring. He climbs up onto a turnbuckle and sits down, patiently awaiting the match to begin.
Tommy Veot: Well there doesn’t seem to be anything different with PJ tonight, he looks as calm and collected as ever.
Stormin’ Norman: Can’t say the same for Jagger.
Jagger is pacing around his corner as Varitek hops down from the turnbuckle. Referee Donnie Duncan goes through the usual routine and signal for the bell. Jagger stops him.
Tommy Veot: What in holy hell is going on?
Jagger grabs a mic from ringside.
Jagger: Just a minute. I have taken the liberty of talking to the championship committee about stepping up the action in this match tonight.
Stormin’ Norman: What is he talking about?
Jagger: So tonight…PJ, if you want a shot at my title, you’re going to have to put me through a table first!
Jagger drops the mic and charges Varitek as Duncan calls for the start bell.
*Ding Ding*
Jari Pulaski: As much as I hate to say it, Jagger made a smart move by making this match a tables match. He’s definitely got the advantage.
Stormin’ Norman: Yes, Jagger competed in several tables matches back in ACW, whereas I don’t believe the Varitek has ever competed in one.
Jagger continues the assault on Varitek by continuing to throw lefts and rights. After several closed fists, referee Donnie Duncan tells Jagger to break. Jagger backs away and Varitek pops back to his feet.
Tommy Veot: Varitek back to his feet very quickly there.
Jagger grabs Varitek and tosses him into the ropes. Varitek returns and ducks under a clothesline attempt, following up with a dropkick that sends Jagger down to the mat. He rolls out of the ring and angrily slams his hands on the ring apron.
Stormin’ Norman: Jagger a little upset about being one-upped like that.
Varitek slides out of the ring and begins to chase Jagger. Jagger begins to evade by running around the ring. Varitek continues to pursue and blindly runs into a flying elbow as Jagger appears around the corner of the ring.
Jari Pulaski: Ouch! Didn’t see that one coming.
Jagger stomps the fallen Varitek a few times. He walks away and begins to dig under the ring, eventually pulling a table out from underneath..
Tommy Veot: And we have our first table sighting, this could be over soon.
Jagger sets up the table outside the ring just in front of the entrance ramp. He walks back to the fallen Varitek and pulls him to his feet. Jagger egins to drag Varitek to the table when Varitek delivers a sharp jab to the midsection. Jagger releases the hold and Varitek uses the opportunity to hit an enziguri. Jagger falls into the ring and holds himself up by the ring apron.
Tommy Veot: Varitek with the big momentum changer!
Varitek rolls Jagger into the ring and begins to dig under the apron. He pulls out a table and slides it in behind Jagger, following it into the ring.
Stormin’ Norman: We have a table in the ring now!
Varitek props the table up in the corner. He picks up Jagger and tosses him into the opposite corner. Varitek follows up wit several punches in the corner, dazing Jagger even further. Varitek pulls Jagger out of the corner and goes to whip him into the opposite corner with the table.
Tommy Veot: Varitek with a chance to put it away!
Jagger reverses the whip and sends Varitek crashing into the table. He falls to the mat and the table falls on top of him, but has not broken.
Stormin’ Norman: Jagger reverses but the table is still intact!
Jagger looks upset and picks up the table. He kicks Varitek one time while on the mat and then begins to unfold and set-up the table. He sets the table up in the middle of the ring and pulls Varitek to his feet. Jagger sets Varitek up for a power bomb into the table. All of a sudden, “Personal Jesus” begins to play.
Tommy Veot: Sounds like Phoenix is about to make his presence.
Jagger releases the hold and looks up toward the top of the stage. He takes a step out of the ropes and stands on the edge of the ring, looking for Phoenix. After a few moments of looking, Jagger turns to return to the ring. He turns and is met with a super kick to the face from Varitek, sending him falling off the edge of the ring and crashing through the table that was set up on the outside. Referee Donnie Duncan calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding*
Tommy Veot: Oh My God! Varitek pulled it off!
Stormin’ Norman: Jagger was so worried about Phoenix that he neglected Varitek, and then he got super kicked off the ring and through the table that HE set up!
Tommy Veot: Folks, what a match! We’ve got more in store for you so don’t go anywhere!
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 14:00:33 GMT -5
Commercials for FX Movies, Doritos and Taco Bell are shown.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 14:01:10 GMT -5
*Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" begins to play as Jack Gaither and Samantha walk out. The crowd serenades them with choruses of boos as the couple strut into the ring, which is decked out in the same futuristic-motif as last week. Jack grabs the microphone and begins to speak.*
JACK: Hello fellow fans of the Deadbolts!
*The crowd boos even louder.*
JACK: I mean, if your San Diego Chargers didn't suck so much, maybe they would've had the balls to NOT trade Eli Manning. Instead, they traded him for some joker named L.T., and now, why do the Chargers suck so much? Because they can't beat The Patriots!
*The crowd starts an "ass!" chant as the ring slowly becomes littered with trash. Sam grabs the mike, and the "ass!" chants turn into "SLUT!" chants.*
NORMAN: We apologize for that remark fans; our censors didn't corral it in time.
TOMMY: Who cares about the FCC; these fans are letting those two in the ring know just exactly how they feel!
SAM: Now last week, we had ourselves a minor setback, but thanks to Dollar and UJD, we bailed out of jail so we can entertain you clowns here!
*More projectiles are thrown into the ring as the crowd becomes agitated. Jack takes over the mike.*
JACK: All right, my guest on "The Eagle's Nest" at this--
*The crowd goes nuts as an eighty-one year old man begins to walk down the aisle; Jack instantly recognizes the man as being his former collegiate football coach--the legendary Tom Reilly. Tom makes his way and enters the ring to a huge ovation as Jack is irate from having his time interrupted for the second week in a row.*
TOMMY: I never thought I would see this, but that, ladies and gentlemen, is the legendary Tom Reilly; this coach knows everything you need to know about the game of football.
NORMAN: Tom Reilly is a certified Hall-of-Famer whose last big coaching project was none other than the guy you see with the AWG World Title on his shoulders.
*Tom grabs a second microphone and speaks.*
TOM: Jack Gaither..long time no see.
JACK: Coach Reilly...it truly has been--
TOM: You just keep your mouth shut!
*The crowd goes absolutely crazy.*
TOMMY: There you go Coach! There you go!
TOM: You keep your mouth shut when I'm talking to you! Over the past few weeks, I have seen many things happen to you that I'm not even gonna describe in full detail. You attacked commentators, you attacked the man who was like a brother to you--the guy who took you under his wing--Rob DiPietro, and most importantly, you have desecrated EVERYTHING that I have taught you in your whole *BLEEP*-damn life!
*Crowd cheers again.*
NORMAN: Coach Reilly is letting Jack Gaither hear about it!
TOM: The fact of the matter is this: your sins will NOT go unpunished boy, your sins will carry over to your next generation, and your sins will cost you the very thing that you hold right now: your AWG World Heavyweight Title! You shouldn't even be proud enough to stand in this ring, let alone live a normal life after what you've done! You're nothing but a two-bit bum as far as I'm concerned!
*Crowd goes crazy as Jack takes his own mike and speaks.*
JACK: Well, if I'm a two-bit bum, then I guess there's only one thing that I can say about you!
*Samantha sneaks behind Tom and delivers a low blow, angering the crowd.*
TOMMY: NO! Samantha...why?! That's an eighty-one year old man for God sakes!
*Jack picks up Tom and delivers a Samba Slam, knocking his greatest mentor unconscious. The fans become enraged and begin to shower the ring with more trash and other projectiles; Jack picks up his microphone and speaks.*
JACK: Simply put "Coach," I've got two words for you: *BLEEP* YOU!
*Jack slams the mike down as "Iron Man" plays again; the crowd has had enough and proceeds to litter the ring with more trash. Jack and Samantha exit the ring while trying to avoid getting hit with debris as the EMT's come out to assist Tom and put him on a stretcher.*
TOMMY: Good God Almighty! Jack Gaither you son-of-a-bitch, do you realize what you just did? Do you?
JARI: Whoa...Tommy is losing it.
TOMMY: You're damn right I'm losing it Jarhead! I thought I knew Jack! I was his biggest fan dammit! My wife and five-year-old son used to enjoy watching that man every night! Jack Gaither you son-of-a-bitch, you just destroyed your legacy, and I hope and pray to God Almighty that someone can actually have the balls to whip your ass and takes away that belt from you!
NORMAN: Ummm Tommy, I don't care if this is ECW, ACW, or even AWG, you can't say "balls" on national television.
TOMMY: Norman you're right. Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly apologize for those remarks I made earlier, but...this reign of terror has got to end--now!
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 14:02:23 GMT -5
-The screen cuts to backstage as we see a large screen, plasma TV and a recliner chair with it’s back to us. Jason Carter-Wales stands in front of the turned chair.
JCW: Hi folks, Jason Carter-Wales here backstage in Pierce Cavanaugh’s locker room and as you can see, he has lived up to his promise.
-The chair spins and there is Pierce sitting in a pair of white Hanes briefs. He cradles a carton of Park n’ Shop brand chocolate ice cream under his right arm.
JCW: Pierce, so you stick by your statement that you will not show up to your tag team match later tonight.
Pierce: That is correct Jason. But I’m not full of ill will. Here from my comfy recliner chair I will be watching AND ROOTING FOR…Sage Christensen.
-Pierce gives a sly smirk as he turns back to the TV screen.
JCW: You heard it first here folks. It appears our main event tonight will indeed be a handicap match.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 14:02:49 GMT -5
Commercials for AT&T, Coca-Cola, and Xbox 360 are shown.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 14:03:09 GMT -5
We return to the arena. Jack Gaither and Jace Diggs are already in the ring as “Come To Life” by Alter Bridge is being played. The two men talk strategy as the music plays.
Tommy Veot: Well, we’ve heard that Pierce Cavanaugh has decided not to show up to the match tonight. Let’s see if he does, or if the Violent Messiah will have both Diggs and Gaither on his hands.
The lights in the arena dim and a lone green spotlight shines down right in front of the entrance way. "Sorry, you're not a winner" by enter Shikari begins to blast over the P.A. as the words "prepare to be enlightened" flash on the screen. A short moment later Sage Christensen steps out from behind the curtain with a black towel draped over his head. He quickly and methodically makes his way to the ring with the spotlight following him the whole time. He slides into the ring and instantly begins to pummel Jace Diggs with punches. Referee Abe Sanders forces Jack Gaither to his corner and calls for the bell
*Ding Ding*
Jace Diggs and Sage continue to trade punches back and forth. Eventually Diggs gains the upper hand and backs Sage into the corner. Jace delivers several knife edge chops to Sage in the corner. He pulls Sage out and tosses him into the other corner. He follows up with an avalanche splash which sends Sage to the mat.
Tommy Veot: Sage looking a little helpless here tonight.
Diggs drags Sage to the center of the ring and covers. He hooks the leg as Abe Sanders makes the count.
One…
Kickout!
Stormin’ Norman: I don’t think anyone expected Sage to go down that easily, even if he is going one against two.
Diggs pulls Sage to his feet and tags in Gaither. Gaither enters and delivers a forearm to the back of Sage while Diggs holds him stationary.
Jari Pulaski: And there’s the power of teamwork in action.
Gaither delivers a scoop slam to Sage and follows up with a leg drop. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
One…
Kickout!
Tommy Veot: Kickout by Sage!
Gaither picks Sage up and tosses him into the ropes. Sage returns and ducks under a clothesline and delivers a flying clothesline on his return. He pops back to his feet and waits until gaither sands up. Sage delivers a missile dropkick that sends Gaither over the ropes.
Stormin’ Norman: And there goes Gaither!
Sage looks over the ring at Gaither and is quickly blindsided by Jace Diggs.
Jari Pulaski: There you go Diggs! Show him not to take his eyes of the opponents!
Tommy Veot: Diggs isn’t the legal man!
Jari Pulaski: Yeah, but he’s still an opponent!
Diggs and Sage begin to trade punches back and forth again. Sage backs Diggs into the ropes and delivers a European uppercut sending Diggs over the ropes and down to the mat on the opposite side of Gaither.
Stormin’ Norman: Now both Diggs and Gaither are out of the ring!
Sage looks back and sees that Gaither is still out on the floor, so he follows Digs out of the ring and begins his attack.
Tommy Veot: Aren’t matches supposed to be in the ring?
Stormin’ Norman: you never know what to expect here in AWG!
Sage charges at Diggs who hits a drop toe hold, sending Sage face first into the ring barricade. Diggs gets to his feet and tosses Sage over the ring barricade into the stands. Sage lands on his feet and drags Diggs over with him. The two men begin to battle through the stands. Meanwhile, Jack Gaither has pulled himself back to his feet and climbs back into the ring.
Tommy Veot: Gaither is in the ring, but Sage and Diggs have taken their battle out into the arena!
Diggs and Sage continue to battle in the stands, eventually disappearing around a corner heading backstage. Gaither looks on from the ring wondering what is going on.
*Ding Ding*
Gaither looks around confused.
Alexander Cain: Referee Abe Sanders has declared that since Sage Christensen and Jack Gaither were the legal men, the winner…due to a count-out…Jack Gaither and Jace Diggs!!!
The fans erupt with boos.
Tommy Veot: Well, that was an unfortunate way for the night to end.
Gaither turns and raises his hands as the fans continue to boo. They begin to throw things into the ring but it doesn’t seem to phase Gaither.
Jari Pulaski: Well, that’s what happens when your partner abandons you.
Stormin’ Norman: I didn’t think that…WAIT! Look!
From the opposite side that Sage and Diggs disappeared, Pierce Cavanaugh appears in the stands before quickly hpping over the barricade.
Tommy Veot: There’s Cavanaugh! And Gaither doesn’t see him!
Cavanaugh slides into the ring as Gaither continues to ignite the anger of the fans. Cavanaugh stands up and the fans’ boos turn into cheers.
Jari Pulaski: Watch out!
Gaither wonders what the hell in going on and turns around, only to be met with a huricaranna from Cavanaugh. Cavanaugh transforms into a triangle choke as Gaither begins to flail.
Stormin’ Norman: Cavanaugh has the Invalidation locked in! Gaither is in trouble!
Gaither continues to flail. Eventually several security members rush the ring and pry Cavanaugh off of Gaither.
Tommy Veot: Gaither finally got what was coming to him.
Cavanaugh stands up, releasing Gaither. Gaither looks to be out cold as the members of security call for help. Cavanaugh slides out of the ring and makes the belt sign across his waist as Gaither comes to and sits up, looking at Cavanaugh. We fade to black as the fans continue to cheer for Cavanaugh as he reaches the top of he ramp and raises his hands.
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Post by AWG Staff on Jul 24, 2008 14:04:16 GMT -5
THE END
Thanks to all who helped and sent in segments.
The card for Immortal Conflict will be up tonight.
-AWG STAFF
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