Post by Pierce Cavanaugh on Jul 21, 2008 16:07:34 GMT -5
-Pierce pulls the lever back on the recliner chair, sending himself descending into comfort/ He readjusts the bag of frozen peas that are carefully positioned down his tighty-whities. A knock comes at his front door, but due to the excessive noise made by the half dozen fans, he doesn’t hear it. After several unsuccessful knocks and yells, the door cracks open revealing a nervous Jason Carter-Wales accompanied by his camera crew.
JCW: Pierce? Pierce, can we get a word?
-Only now does Pierce turn and see the camera crew. He nods, giving them the okay to advance further into the room.
JCW: Yeah, boys you can just set up right over here. Pierce, do you want to put on some more clothes?
-Pierce leans his seat back up into the sitting position.
Pierce: No, I’m all set. Here, just hold these.
-Pierce pulls the peas from his crotch and hands them to Carter-Wales who then hands them off to a reluctant boom pole operator.
JCW: Well, okay. Roll it guys.
-The cameraman points and cues Cater-Wales to begin.
JCW: Hey AWG fans, Jason Carter-Wales here with tag team champion and number one contender for the AWG world title, “The Adrenaline Rush” Pierce Cavanaugh. Pierce, thousands of fans at home are curious about this new pending manager and I was wondering if you would enlighten us with who it might be.
Pierce: Who it might be? Well, it might be anybody.
JCW: Well, we know that…
Pierce: It could be Jewel. It could be SeReNa. For that matter it could even be…Linda McDougal.
JCW: Isn’t that Dollar’s mo…?
Pierce: It doesn’t matter. The fact is that you aren’t going to know until August third when we unveil it in front of a live pay-per-view audience.
-Carter-Wales looks angry that he keeps getting cut off. However, he is excited by the new information.
JCW: So, you will unveil your pick at the upcoming pay-per-view.
-Pierce nods in affirmation and continues to sit there.
JCW: Well, now that we have our answer we won’t keep you any longer. It looks like you have quite a bit of preparing left for your tag team match.
-Carter-Wales gets ready to give the cut sign to the cameraman when he is interrupted by a scoff from Pierce. He turns back.
JCW: What was that for?
Pierce: A tag team match.
-Pierce leans back again.
Pierce: They think that after Sage screwed me twice, that I’m going to help him in a tag team match. That is indeed quite funny.
JCW: So, what your saying is that you aren’t going to compete in the tag match?
Pierce: Well, let’s look at history here. Sage, not man enough try to pin me in the tournament, got me counted out. And then, when it came time to pick a number one contender he took that failure Jack Gaither. I’d say I don’t owe him any favors. No, no, I’ll be right here come Wednesday.
JCW: So, come Authenticity Wednesday, you’ll be doing just this?
Pierce: Well almost this. Just replace you and the cameras with a carton of Park n’ Shop brand chocolate ice cream.
JCW: Pierce? Pierce, can we get a word?
-Only now does Pierce turn and see the camera crew. He nods, giving them the okay to advance further into the room.
JCW: Yeah, boys you can just set up right over here. Pierce, do you want to put on some more clothes?
-Pierce leans his seat back up into the sitting position.
Pierce: No, I’m all set. Here, just hold these.
-Pierce pulls the peas from his crotch and hands them to Carter-Wales who then hands them off to a reluctant boom pole operator.
JCW: Well, okay. Roll it guys.
-The cameraman points and cues Cater-Wales to begin.
JCW: Hey AWG fans, Jason Carter-Wales here with tag team champion and number one contender for the AWG world title, “The Adrenaline Rush” Pierce Cavanaugh. Pierce, thousands of fans at home are curious about this new pending manager and I was wondering if you would enlighten us with who it might be.
Pierce: Who it might be? Well, it might be anybody.
JCW: Well, we know that…
Pierce: It could be Jewel. It could be SeReNa. For that matter it could even be…Linda McDougal.
JCW: Isn’t that Dollar’s mo…?
Pierce: It doesn’t matter. The fact is that you aren’t going to know until August third when we unveil it in front of a live pay-per-view audience.
-Carter-Wales looks angry that he keeps getting cut off. However, he is excited by the new information.
JCW: So, you will unveil your pick at the upcoming pay-per-view.
-Pierce nods in affirmation and continues to sit there.
JCW: Well, now that we have our answer we won’t keep you any longer. It looks like you have quite a bit of preparing left for your tag team match.
-Carter-Wales gets ready to give the cut sign to the cameraman when he is interrupted by a scoff from Pierce. He turns back.
JCW: What was that for?
Pierce: A tag team match.
-Pierce leans back again.
Pierce: They think that after Sage screwed me twice, that I’m going to help him in a tag team match. That is indeed quite funny.
JCW: So, what your saying is that you aren’t going to compete in the tag match?
Pierce: Well, let’s look at history here. Sage, not man enough try to pin me in the tournament, got me counted out. And then, when it came time to pick a number one contender he took that failure Jack Gaither. I’d say I don’t owe him any favors. No, no, I’ll be right here come Wednesday.
JCW: So, come Authenticity Wednesday, you’ll be doing just this?
Pierce: Well almost this. Just replace you and the cameras with a carton of Park n’ Shop brand chocolate ice cream.
