Post by Criminal Intent on Jul 12, 2008 23:16:28 GMT -5
-Decked out in his classic camouflage pants and matching boots with no shirt, Jackboot peeks around the corner of a dark alley. He quickly moves out of it and slips into the doorway of a building, where he does a quick reconnaissance of the empty street next to him. After viewing it he does a somersault to a nearby vehicle, which he ducks his head under. Pierce enters from behind Jackboot in the back of the street.
Pierce: Boot! Boot, I've been looking all over for you.
-Suddenly the car explodes, leaving only giant flames where it used to be. Pierce stares in disbelief as he fears for Jackboot. Then, from the flames walks out Jackboot. He's covered in dirt and debris, but looks no worse for the wear.
Jackboot: Do you not have anything more better zhan zat?
Pierce: Jackie, what are you talking about?
-Jackboot switches his focus from just beyond Pierce to actually on Pierce.
George Lucas: CUT!!!
-Jackboot wipes a bead of sweat from his brow and some dirt off of his face.
Jackboot: Come on, Pierce. Now ve have to blow up ze car all over again.
-Pierce now begins to separate reality from the filming as he realizes that Jackboot didn't just nearly get blown to pieces.
George Lucas: Who is this hippy and what the hell is he doing on my set.
Jackboot: It's okay George. I vill take care of him.
-Jackboot throws his arm around Pierce as he walks him away from the director and the set in general.
Jackboot: You know Pierce, you can't just come walking onto ze set. Ve are making cinema history here and you just interrupted a vork of art.
Pierce: I know but...
Jackboot: Last time in ze trailer was okay, but you can't keep barging in here.
Pierce: Actually I wanted to talk to you about the thing from last time in the trailer. You kind of ran off without me giving you the whole details of potential new manager.
-Pierce and Jackboot reach the end of the lot where Jackboot lets go of Pierce's shoulders.
Pierce: You see, she is actually *____ _______'_ ______ __-___*.
-George Lucas' screaming interrupts Pierce's sentence.
George Lucas: Jackie! We are all set up for the scene again.
Jackboot: I'm sorry. I can not hear you with all ze noise on ze set. I have to go now. Ve vill talk later about zhis no?
-Pierce begins to speak as Jackboot walks away, but realizes it's no use. Jackboot turns back for one more comment.
Jackboot: Set up a dinner and I vill meet ze lucky lady. Sound good?
-Pierce nods as he turns from the scene. He begins to walk a bit down the street.
Pierce: Who does George Lucas think he is calling me a hippy. That old, out-of-shape, bastard.
-An explosion occurs behind Pierce, which causes him to jump and then look, but his knowledge keeps his from further examining the situation.
Pierce: Speaking of old, out-of-shape, that’s who we’re fighting this week.
-The joke makes Pierce laugh out loud by himself, which he has done a lot of since Jackboot got this position.
Pierce: Travis Beckham isn’t even a real wrestler. He’s just playing make believe in his goofy, mixed up, Lenny-from-Of-Mice-and-Men, made up world. And meanwhile, Jagger, or George-can-I-tend-the-rabbits, as Beckham knows him, is doing all he can to make sure Beckham never finds out how cruel this world actually is.
-Another explosion occurs, but this time in a different place. Pierce notices, but just figures it’s from a different scene.
Pierce: First, he gets this moron off the street and gets him a job with AWG just to make sure he doesn’t realize that he’s a talent less hack. Then, he goes out and gets a wrestler from when Beckham used to watch wrestling as a little kid and imitate it, to make him feel like he’s actually famous himself. Hell, I didn’t even know who Beckham was until Jackboot beat the hell out of him a couple of weeks ago.
-Pierce finds a park bench and takes a seat at it.
Pierce: And you think that would beat some sense into him. But no, this kid is so dense, he actually believes that he can step into the ring with a guy who has proven he will kick his face in and the next world champion and somehow pull off a win.
-Pierce’s cell plays “Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple as he reaches into the pocket of his baby blue coat and pulls it out. He flips it open and reads the text on the screen.
*Did you talk to Jackboot about it?*
-Pierce shakes his head as if the person who sent the text can see him and he flips the phone closed again.
Pierce: Boot! Boot, I've been looking all over for you.
-Suddenly the car explodes, leaving only giant flames where it used to be. Pierce stares in disbelief as he fears for Jackboot. Then, from the flames walks out Jackboot. He's covered in dirt and debris, but looks no worse for the wear.
Jackboot: Do you not have anything more better zhan zat?
Pierce: Jackie, what are you talking about?
-Jackboot switches his focus from just beyond Pierce to actually on Pierce.
George Lucas: CUT!!!
-Jackboot wipes a bead of sweat from his brow and some dirt off of his face.
Jackboot: Come on, Pierce. Now ve have to blow up ze car all over again.
-Pierce now begins to separate reality from the filming as he realizes that Jackboot didn't just nearly get blown to pieces.
George Lucas: Who is this hippy and what the hell is he doing on my set.
Jackboot: It's okay George. I vill take care of him.
-Jackboot throws his arm around Pierce as he walks him away from the director and the set in general.
Jackboot: You know Pierce, you can't just come walking onto ze set. Ve are making cinema history here and you just interrupted a vork of art.
Pierce: I know but...
Jackboot: Last time in ze trailer was okay, but you can't keep barging in here.
Pierce: Actually I wanted to talk to you about the thing from last time in the trailer. You kind of ran off without me giving you the whole details of potential new manager.
-Pierce and Jackboot reach the end of the lot where Jackboot lets go of Pierce's shoulders.
Pierce: You see, she is actually *____ _______'_ ______ __-___*.
-George Lucas' screaming interrupts Pierce's sentence.
George Lucas: Jackie! We are all set up for the scene again.
Jackboot: I'm sorry. I can not hear you with all ze noise on ze set. I have to go now. Ve vill talk later about zhis no?
-Pierce begins to speak as Jackboot walks away, but realizes it's no use. Jackboot turns back for one more comment.
Jackboot: Set up a dinner and I vill meet ze lucky lady. Sound good?
-Pierce nods as he turns from the scene. He begins to walk a bit down the street.
Pierce: Who does George Lucas think he is calling me a hippy. That old, out-of-shape, bastard.
-An explosion occurs behind Pierce, which causes him to jump and then look, but his knowledge keeps his from further examining the situation.
Pierce: Speaking of old, out-of-shape, that’s who we’re fighting this week.
-The joke makes Pierce laugh out loud by himself, which he has done a lot of since Jackboot got this position.
Pierce: Travis Beckham isn’t even a real wrestler. He’s just playing make believe in his goofy, mixed up, Lenny-from-Of-Mice-and-Men, made up world. And meanwhile, Jagger, or George-can-I-tend-the-rabbits, as Beckham knows him, is doing all he can to make sure Beckham never finds out how cruel this world actually is.
-Another explosion occurs, but this time in a different place. Pierce notices, but just figures it’s from a different scene.
Pierce: First, he gets this moron off the street and gets him a job with AWG just to make sure he doesn’t realize that he’s a talent less hack. Then, he goes out and gets a wrestler from when Beckham used to watch wrestling as a little kid and imitate it, to make him feel like he’s actually famous himself. Hell, I didn’t even know who Beckham was until Jackboot beat the hell out of him a couple of weeks ago.
-Pierce finds a park bench and takes a seat at it.
Pierce: And you think that would beat some sense into him. But no, this kid is so dense, he actually believes that he can step into the ring with a guy who has proven he will kick his face in and the next world champion and somehow pull off a win.
-Pierce’s cell plays “Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple as he reaches into the pocket of his baby blue coat and pulls it out. He flips it open and reads the text on the screen.
*Did you talk to Jackboot about it?*
-Pierce shakes his head as if the person who sent the text can see him and he flips the phone closed again.
