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Jul 9, 2008 23:22:04 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:22:04 GMT -5
The screen goes black. Slowly the green letters “AWG” fade in, outlined in gold. The chorus of “Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek” by Blue October , the official song of AWG Authenticity kicks in. The screen cuts to a montage of prior AWG footage featuring Dollar McDougal, TC Jagger, Jack Gaither, Criminal Intent, Anthony Phoenix, Sage Christensen, and others.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:22:44 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:22:44 GMT -5
We cut live to the US Airways Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. The crowd is going wild, waving their signs in the air and screaming. The camera cuts to ringside where the AWG commentating crew are waiting.
Tommy Veot: Hello Folks and welcome to another installment of AWG Authenticity! Tonight, we’re coming atcha’ live from sunny Phoenix Arizona!
Stormin Norman: That’s right. Tonight we’ll see former world champions in action as TC Jagger takes on Johnny Knuckles followed by Dollar McDougal against Adam Apocalypse.
Tommy Veot: Then, for the main event of the evening. Former champ Sage Christensen looks to regain the title that was stolen from him, as he takes on Jack Gaither here tonight!
Jari Pulaski: Stolen, ha! Gaither is AWG’s biggest star, aside from his mentor McDougal. There’s no stopping him.
Stormin’ Norman: Well we’ll find out tonight, but right now let’s go to Alexander Cain in the ring as we are set to get underway.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:23:33 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:23:33 GMT -5
Alexander Cain: This match is scheduled for one fall…
“Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play. As the music hits, the lights begin to flicker from green to blue. A huge blue pyro erupts from the stage and begins to rain back down. As the pyro clears, Jagger and Katlyn appear on stage. Jagger is wearing a pair of jeans and a black TC Jagger t-shirt with the AWG Triple Threat Title over his shoulder.
Tommy Veot: Wait a second. Jagger isn’t dressed fore the match!
They make their way down the ring in a cocky manner. Jagger slides into the ring and quickly motions for a microphone. The music fades as a member of ringside help hands Jagger a mic.
Stormin’ Norman: Well, lets see what this is all about.
Jagger walks around the ring and begins to speak.
Jagger: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sure you are all wondering why I am not dressed for my matchup tonight?
Tommy Veot: Actually, Yes.
Jagger: Well, you see…I have just been notified that Johnny Knuckles is not in the building tonight.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction, some glad that he is not here, others booing the fact that they have been screwed out of a match.
Jagger: So…since I have no match tonight and it doesn’t seem like the championship committee can ever stick me in a worthwhile match, I decided to come down and offer a challenge to anyone in the back.
Jari Pulaski: Anyone huh?
Jagger: Next week, I will have a contract, one that guarantees a shot at MY Triple Threat Title at Immortal Conflict.
Tommy Veot: Whoa! Sounds like a plan!
Jagger: So next week, I will come down to the ring with the contract in hand, and anyone who wishes may come down and sign the contract…
Stormin’ Norman: Just like that, Jagger will have another…
Jagger: If I let you.
Jagger drops the mic as “Indestructible” begins to play. Jagger exit’s the ring and begins to walk up the ramp.
Stormin’ Norman: Well there you have it, Jagger, well…sort of offering a shot at his title to whoever wants it. I guess we’ll learn more next week.
Tommy Veot: We’ll be right back folks, don’t go anywhere!
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Jul 9, 2008 23:24:29 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:24:29 GMT -5
Commercials for Doritos, Mountain Dew’s new flavors, and Sony are shown.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:25:36 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:25:36 GMT -5
*We return from commercial, Jack Gaither and Samantha are sitting in their personal office waiting on their beer while watching an old wrestling pay-per-view on the DVD system.*
SAM: You believe this? This guy, Hogan, he was a joke from the very beginning!
JACK: Oh yeah...Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan...what a sissy name that was! What a joke indeed!
SAM: I guess he was probably on the 'roids or something like that.
JACK: Uh-huh, and with the feds trying to crack down on steroid usage, I'm surprised the Hulkster hasn't gone to jail yet.
SAM: Oh well...politics suck--just like the Phoenix Suns!
*Crowd boos Samantha for demeaning their hometown sports team.*
JACK: Yeah, the Suns? What the hell does a team live by when they're called the Suns? Personally, I'm a Dallas Mavericks fan.
*Crowd boos Jack for mentioning the Mavericks.*
SAM: Really?
JACK: Oh yeah, June 6, 2006 was a GLORIOUS day in Mavericks history. We beat ol' Stevie Nash in Game 6 in the Western Conference Finals to make it to our very first NBA Finals.
SAM: Glorious indeed!
JACK: Proving once and for all that Steve Nash is just Dirk Nowitzki's personal bitch. Oh, don't get me started on that D-Backs' pitcher Randy Johnson--that guy should be in a retirement home and not on the mound.
*Crowd boos even louder.*
**KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK**
SAM: If it ain't Dollar or UJD, then I'd suggest you leave at once!
*The door opens up to reveal another attractive-looking young woman with green eyes and black hair.*
JACK: Just who are you?
WOMAN: Sam!
SAM: Oh my god...it's Kate!
JACK: Who's Kate?
SAM: Kate just happens to be my twin sister!
JACK: Oh geez...I didn't know that!
KATE: That's fine, but Sam, I can't believe you're with this joker. What were you thinking?
*Jack and Sam both stand up; Sam delivers a hard slap across Kate's face. The crowd boos this action.*
SAM: Listen to me, that joker happens to be my boyfriend--and the AWG World Heavyweight Champion!
JACK: That's right, and if you don't wanna get your pretty little ass Samba Slammed, then you better head on over to Piercy's room or something like that.
*Kate runs out of the office, but not before getting one last parting shot in.*
KATE: Crazy dumb bitch!
*Kate storms down the hallway, out of the sight of Jack and Sam.*
JACK: Dad gummit Sam, you didn't have to be so tacky!
SAM: Oh well...she'll learn.
JACK: You're right, you're right.
**KNOCK-KNOCK**
JACK: Next guy that knocks at my door, I'll thump their heads off!
*The door opens to reveal a pizza delivery guy.*
PIZZA GUY: I have a Stuffed Crust pizza with pepperoni and onions and a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi for you, right?
SAM: Yeah, you're right? How much?
PIZZA GUY: That'll be $23.41.
*Jack hands the pizza guy $30 dollars in cash.*
JACK: Tip's included in there. Good night.
*The pizza guy grabs the cash and walks out the door.*
PIZZA GUY: What a cheapskate...
JACK: Oh yeah...
*Jack runs up from behind and knocks the pizza guy to the ground; Jack then picks up the pizza guy and Samba Slam on the floor, knocking him unconscious.*
JACK: Screw you jackass.
*crowd boos again*
TOMMY: Now this was not called for! That pizza guy should file some criminal charges A.S.A.P!
JARI: Awww come on--Jack's trying to teach these pizza guys a lesson in humility.
NORMAN: And you think assaulting another human being is teaching a lesson?
TOMMY: Jarhead, just shut up--you make me puke.
NORMAN: Just one thought: I didn't know Samantha had a twin sister.
JARI: Thank you Captain Obvious!
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Jul 9, 2008 23:26:49 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:26:49 GMT -5
Tommy Veot: Well folks, it’s time for some action. Let’s go to the ring where Alexander Cain is ready to announce the participants.
Alexander Cain: The following match is scheduled for one fall.
“Paradise City” by Guns and Roses begins to play. Adam Apocalypse appears on stage and begins to strut down the ramp.
Alexander Cain: From Hollywood California, Adam Apocalypse!!!
Apocalypse slides into the ring and poses for the camera.
Alexander Cain: And his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana…
“Into The Lavender” by Rubyhorse hits, and out comes Dollar McDougal, smiling in a cocky manner while wearing his ring attire along with one of his shirts. He blows a kiss to fans who are booing him the most. The lights over the ring are dimmed, and brighter lights are made into a big dollar sign in the ring as McDougal steps in. He walks into the corner, eyes the fans in front of him, points his finger and yells at them, then turns around and takes off his shirt and gets ready for this match.
Jari Pulaski: This is going to be one quick match. Apocalypse has been getting his butt kicked lately, and Dollar…well, do I need to say anything?
Tommy Veot: Please don’t.
Referee Manny Herrera calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding*
Apocalypse and McDougal circle the ring. Apocalypse charges McDougal only to run into a drop toe hold. McDougal grabs Apocalypse’s ankle and begins to wrench at it.
Tommy Veot: McDougal with the control to start.
Jari Pulaski: Don’t expect anything to change.
McDougal releases the hold and drops an elbow to the back of Apocalypse’s knee. He stands and repeats after bouncing off the ropes.
Stormin Norman: McDougal really working the leg of Apocalypse.
McDougal drags Apocalypse to his feet, only to send him back down with a huge fisherman’s suplex.
Tommy Veot: Big move from McDougal, Apocalypse doesn’t look good.
Jari Pulaski: And this is going to be over soon. He’s setting up for the Money Clip.
McDougal sets up for his finisher. Apocalypse slowly makes it to his feet, only to be laid out with The Money Clip.
Jari Pulaski: It’s over! One, two, three!
Instead of pinning Apocalypse, McDougal grabs his legs and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Tommy Veot: Oh my, his is despicable!
Jari Pulaski: The Greenback! I haven’t seen that in a long time!
Stormin’ Norman: Looks like McDougal wants to end this one with authority.
It doesn’t take long and Apocalypse begins to tap out. Referee Manny Herrera calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding*
Alexander Cain: Here is your winner…Dollar McDougal!!!
McDougal exits the ring and walks up the ramp. He smiles in a cocky manner as we cut to commercial.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:28:39 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:28:39 GMT -5
Commercials for Snapple, Coca-Cola, and Wal-Mart are shown.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:29:39 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:29:39 GMT -5
We return to a large office, not in the arena. Solid mahogany furniture lines the room while large red drapes adorn the walls. Seated behind a large desk is Nasdaq, one half of Murder For Hire. Standing next to him with his arms crossed across his chest, is Travis Beckham. The camera zooms in two men as Nasdaq begins to speak.
Nasdaq: Hello AWG. I’m sure you’ve notice how we are not in the arena tonight. That is due to the fact that we have deemed you’re pathetic city, unworthy of our presence. Instead we are broadcasting live from the Big Business Tower in New York City.
Beckham takes a step forward and leans on the desk.
Beckham: It seems as if Pierce Cavanaugh has gone and secured himself a match at Immortal Conflict already, and the AWG Championship Committee won’t allow the same man to compete twice in the same night. Therefore, we have decided to cash in our contracts for our Tag Team Title shot.
Nasdaq: Criminal Intent, be prepared. Next week, Murder For Hire is coming for your titles, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
The scene fades out as we cut back to the arena.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:33:32 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:33:32 GMT -5
Norman Asner: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for our main event.
Tommy Veot: And we've been waiting for this one for weeks.
Norman Asner: That's right after the travesty at Exodus Sage Christensen has a chance to win back the AWG World Heavyweight Title.
The lights in the arena dim as "Sorry, You're Not a Winner" by Enter Shikari begins to play. A few seconds later Sage Christensen walks out to a huge pop. He looks confident as ever as he quickly but methodically makes his way to the ring.
Norman Asner: And Sage looks ready for revenge tonight.
Tommy Veot: Does he ever
Jaromir Pulaski: Doesn't matter, Gaither is at the top of his game.
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath begins to play as Gaither comes out with the World Title around his waist. The fans boo the living hell out of him as well as hurl anything that isn't bolted down towards the aisle way. He gets in the ring and hands the title to the ref. Before the ref is about to call for the bell, a familiar song is played over the loudspeaker.
“Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Everybody Loves Jill!”
Everybody Loves Jill by Cowboy Mouth plays as the crowd goes wild.
Norman Asner: Oh my god it can’t be!
Jaromir Pulaski: Whoever it is, Jack doesn’t seem too happy.
Both Jack and Sage keep there eyes on the entrance as the music continues to play.
Voice: Oh Jacky Boy up here!
Up on the video screen is Jill DiPietro and Jack doesn’t seem happy.
Norman Asner: I knew it, it’s Jill DiPietro, Rob’s wife, I wonder if she has an update on Rob after the savage attack on Rob two weeks ago by Jack and Dollar McDougal.
Jaromir Pulaski: Jack and Dollar were only defending themselves, Rob was going to kill Jack, I could see it in his eyes.
Norman Asner: Sure Jari, two on one is really fare.
Jill: Jack Gaither, I bet you are wondering why I am not here in person and via satellite from Boston, Massachusetts?
Jack is seen yelling but you can’t make out what he is saying.
Jill: Think back to two weeks ago when you turned you back on Rob. Rob loved you as a brother, he took you under his wing and you betrayed him. He’s been in a coma since you and Dollar attacked him, doctors say he could wake up at anytime. It could be days or years, no one really knows.
Jack is seen shrugging his shoulders as if he doesn’t care.
Jill breaks down into tears!
Jill: Jack how can you live with yourself knowing that you could have ended the career of a man who was like your brother.
Jack is now seem yelling at the ref displaying that he want to start his match and wants Jill off the video screen.
Jill: I want to thank all the fans for your cards and letters to Rob, we do appreciate it. Jack, I hope for your sake Rob never wakes up because if he does I know in my heart I will not be able to stop him. Good bye!
Crowd cheers as Jill disappears from the screen.
Norman Asner: Rob’s in a coma I can’t believe this.
Jaromir Pulaski: Looks like we won’t be seeing Rob for a while.
The crowd begins to start a "Gaither Sucks" chant. Gaither turns to flip off the fans and before he can turn back around Sage jumps him from behind and starts wailing on him. The ref calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Tommy Veot: Sage wasting no time here.
The "Violent Messiah" continues his assault until the ref pulls him off. Gaither starts to get up but Sage charges and hits a sliding dropkick that sends his opponent out of the ring. Still pressing the attack, Sage slingshots over the top rope and splashes the champ.
Norman Asner: Sage is just relentless here.
Sage pulls Gaither up to his feet and rolls him back in the ring. Seconds later the crowd starts to boo loudly as Dollar McDougal and Jace Diggs start strolling down to the ring.
Tommy Veot: Come on, what are they doing down here?
Jaromir Pulaski: I'm sure they're just cheering their boy on.
The ref walks over to warn the two men not to get involved giving Gaither a window to hit his challenger with a low blow. Sage Doubles over and Gaither grabs him in a small package. McDougal points and the ref turns around.
1..
2..
Sage kicks out prompting Diggs to yell at the referee. Gather begins hitting Sage with closed fists. He then stands up and poses for the crowd before planting a kick to the back of Sage's head. Dollar walks around the ring so he and Diggs are now on oppostie sides.
Norman Asner: I don't like the looks of this.
Gaither lifts Sage up and then sends him right back down with a snap suplex. He uses his momentum to flip his hips then lift Sage up for one more but this time Sage counters with a small package of his own. Abe Sanders makes the count.
1..
2..
kick out.
Sage hops up to his feet and an enraged Gaither charges at him. The violent messiah ducks a clothesline and back body drops Jack on the return trip.
Dollar distracts the referee and as Sage bounces off the ropes he is tripped by Jace Diggs.
Tommy Veot: It's one on three here.
Gaither now walks over and tries to drop an elbow on Sage who rolls out of the ring. Diggs runs at him but is met with a drop toe hold into the steel ring steps. The referee has now turned around and walks over to check on Diggs as Dollar slides the briefcase into the ring. Sage gets back in as the ref is still distracted. Gaither charges with briefcase in hand but the challenger is one step ahead and ducks the shot then super kicks the briefcase right into the head of the World Champion.
Tommy Veot: Gaither looks to be out cold, this might be Sage's chance.
Sensing his partner is in trouble, Dollar gets into the ring and runs at Sage who has picked up the briefcase. He ducks a clothesline and nails McDougal with the weapon sending him to the outside. The crowd goes wild as Sage holds the briefcase up in the air.
Norman Asner: Sage is about to do it, Gaither is out cold and there's nobody to stop him.
The ref turns his attention back to the actiuon just in time to see a bloody Jack Gaither and Sage holding the briefcase up in the air. He instantly calls for the bell.
Alexander Cain: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification...Jack Gaither!!!!
Tommy Veot: This is highway robbery!
Jaromir Pulaski: Whatever, it was a brilliant plan and it worked to perfection.
Jace Diggs grabs Dollar as Gaither rolls out of the ring. All of a sudden, “Prayer Of The Refugee” begins to play. The three man stop in their tracks as Pierce Cavanaugh appears at the top of the ramp. The fans begin to go crazy as Pierce smiles and points down to Gaither.
Tommy Veot: Things aren’t over for Gaither yet!
Pierce makes the title motion around his waist as the show goes off the air.
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Jul 9, 2008 23:36:02 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 9, 2008 23:36:02 GMT -5
The End
Thaks to all who helped. A card for next week will be up tomorrow.
-AWG Staff
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Jul 10, 2008 2:11:41 GMT -5
Post by Rob DiPietro on Jul 10, 2008 2:11:41 GMT -5
hey your missing my segment
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Anthony Phoenix
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Jul 10, 2008 3:57:09 GMT -5
Post by Anthony Phoenix on Jul 10, 2008 3:57:09 GMT -5
Didn't I earn a title shot by beating TC Jagger last week?
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Jul 10, 2008 14:20:10 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 10, 2008 14:20:10 GMT -5
Sorry Rob, I'll fix that. And AP, you'll get the shot at the PPV. but we still need one more participant to make it a Triple Threat.
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Anthony Phoenix
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Jul 10, 2008 22:05:18 GMT -5
Post by Anthony Phoenix on Jul 10, 2008 22:05:18 GMT -5
Ok TY...
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