Post by goldeneagle on Jul 8, 2008 22:00:20 GMT -5
Who would've ever imagined this scenario: yours truly, Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither, would be making his first-ever defense of a major professional wrestling title. The AWG World Heavyweight Title is up for grabs once again, and I have a rematch with "The Violent Messiah" himself, Sage Christensen. The last time Sage and I stepped foot inside the ring, it was a classic--an INSTANT classic! So what happens when Mr. Christensen steps into the ring and faces me for my title, it's going to be the same story all over again--Sage Christensen will become an underachiever; he will NEVER, EVER beat me!
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An underachiever is a person and especially a student who fails to achieve his or her potential or does not do as well as expected.
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Well Sage, that just about sums things up in a nutshell. The sports pundits at ESPN and FOX News have picked you to win the title once again, but just like the last time, you will fall short, and you will fall down...hard! The media might not like me all that match, by at the end of the night--when the match is all set in stone--it will be me who's standing tall and proud.
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An underachiever is a person and especially a student who fails to achieve his or her potential or does not do as well as expected.
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Well Sage, that just about sums things up in a nutshell. The sports pundits at ESPN and FOX News have picked you to win the title once again, but just like the last time, you will fall short, and you will fall down...hard! The media might not like me all that match, by at the end of the night--when the match is all set in stone--it will be me who's standing tall and proud.
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*It is a hot and sunny Tuesday afternoon in suburban Phoenix, and Jack Gaither and Samantha are sitting inside their hotel room watching an Arizona Diamondbacks day game on the TV. They are not impressed by the D-Backs' play as of late.*
Would you believe this crap? Brandon Webb can't even pitch!
SAM: I know, but I'm glad you're a Rangers fan.
Uh-huh, the Rangers rock, and as far as I'm concerned, the D-Backs can suck a big lemon. What happened to them last year? They were supposed to be World Series favorites, but they got their asses kicked by Colorado. I loved it!
SAM: So did I sweetie. However, as far as Sage goes--
As far as Sage goes, I'm more than delighted to kick his ass once again. Just like the Phoenix Suns and all those other suck teams in this godforsaken state, Sage Christensen will prove once and for all that he will never beat me.
You've got all the advantages baby.
You're damn right I do! I'm out to make sure that Sage Christensen will fall to the ranks of the underachievers and chokers. Now, I need to call the front desk and ask about our beer!
**KNOCK-KNOCK**
Who is it?
SERVER: It's James Mr. Gaither; I have your beer.
*Jack opens up the door and lets James in. Sam places the ice-cold twelve-pack of Michelob Light on the coffee table.*
Thank you sir.
JAMES: You're welcome ma'am, but I must caution you two to stay sharp. There's been several people who have expressed interest in assaulting you.
I appreciate the warning sir.
Would you like me to take care of something else sir?
Yes sir, I would. Can you get on the phone to a county or city judge? It seems that I have another little problem on my hands--a big problem with one Mr. Pierce Cavanaugh to be precise, and I'd like to have it solved as soon as possible.
I will sir; in fact, I'll give you Judge Weathers' card.
Thanks!
*James leaves the room as Jack dials Judge Weathers' office number; the secretary picks up on the other line.*
SECRETARY: This is Judge Weathers' office; how may I help you today?
I'd like to see if I can file a temporary restraining order.
OK, who is going to file the restraining order.
Samantha and I are going to file it together.
Let's see...I will schedule an appointment at 4:00 PM tomorrow.
Thank you ma'am!
*The next day, Jack and Samantha find themselves in the chambers of Judge Don Weathers, who is regarded as one of the firmest judges in the state of Arizona.*
JUDGE WEATHERS: So Mr. Gaither and Mrs. Teague, who is the person that you wish to file this restraining order?
We'd like to file it against Mr. Pierce Cavanaugh, Your Honor.
For how long, if you don't mind me asking?
Until our AWG World Title match at the next pay-per-view sir.
OK, I've set it so Mr. Cavanaugh will not be able to come within 50 feet of you and your girlfriend until your next pay-per-view event, and I'll make sure to have this order enforced in every city you visit in the meantime. I'll send an Phoenix Police Department officer to serve the order to Mr. Cavanaugh as soon as possible.
Thank you, Your Honor.
*Jack and Samantha sign the restraining order document and leave the judge's chambers with evil grins on their faces..*
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Oh Sage, maybe you should just pack your gear up and head back for home; trust me, it's the right thing to do. However, I know you won't give up THAT easily, and our rematch is no exception. This time, I'm going to shock the world once again, and prove to these other AWG wannabes that you will underachieve against me...as well as choke big-time.
In the words of a legendary baseball player: "Let's play two!" Good luck Mr. Christensen...you're gonna need it...HAHAHAHA!
Oh Sage, maybe you should just pack your gear up and head back for home; trust me, it's the right thing to do. However, I know you won't give up THAT easily, and our rematch is no exception. This time, I'm going to shock the world once again, and prove to these other AWG wannabes that you will underachieve against me...as well as choke big-time.
In the words of a legendary baseball player: "Let's play two!" Good luck Mr. Christensen...you're gonna need it...HAHAHAHA!