Post by goldeneagle on Jun 15, 2008 23:10:14 GMT -5
This is for AWG.com...
*Jack Gaither stands alone in the ring with his newly-won AWG World Heavyweight Title, but this time, instead of getting cheers, he is trying to avoid beer cups, batteries, and other projectiles that are being thrown by very angry Houston fans. Samantha joins Jack in the ring; the boos get louder as they embrace. Jason Carter-Wales gets through the debris and enters the ring with a mike in hand.*
JCW: Excuse me! Excuse me! Jack Gaither, you might've won the AWG's biggest prize, but why Jack? Why would you associate yourself with the likes of Dollar McDougal?
LISTEN UP JASON!
*The crowd boos Jack viciously.*
All these people in this arena can sit down and shut up! You see Jason, it's really quite that simple: when I was working for the side of justice, law, and order, I couldn't win a damn thing! It was only when I saw dollar signs, that things started to make a little sense for me! I remember wrestling for that other organization very well, and when that big-shot Joey Falcone hired me in September 2007, he knew damn well that he was creating a monster; just one month later, the monster that is "The Golden Eagle" decided to bite Falcone squarely in the ass--causing that other organization to crumble beneath my feet! I turned that other organization into a money-making empire that has since reincarnated itself into the AWG--and the AWG ought to be very thankful for hiring your new world heavyweight champion! If it wasn't for "The Golden Eagle," Joey Falcone would be cleaning toilets at an arts and crafts store!
*More beer cups and other forms of debris are thrown into the ring until the ring becomes completely littered with trash. The crowd is angered with what has happened and starts a "YOU SOLD OUT!" chant.*
Jack, look at all this CRAP that is littering the ring! This is going to be your future from now on Jack! You betrayed Dynasty Jack--and most importantly, you betrayed Katherine! I think that the fans here have the RIGHT to hear an explanation!
Well Jason, let me put it in a nutshell for you. If it wasn't for Jack Gaither and Dollar McDougal, you would be still sacking groceries at your hometown's Kroger Food Store! If it wasn't for "The Golden Eagle," Tommy Veot would still be calling games for that suck-ass NFL team known as the Houston Texans!
*The crowd boos and starts an "ass" chant."
If it wasn't for "The Golden Eagle," Norman Asner would still be sitting on his ass writing for Pro Wrestling Illustrated! If it wasn't for me, you fans wouldn't even be here in this Toyota Center tonight! I did everything for the kids! I did everything for the charities! I did everything for those around me, and the reception I got, when I came in here, you fans can stick it brother!
*The crowd boos louder.*
I did everything people asked me to, but know this: JACK GAITHER--YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION--IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE BROTHER! You can call me and Dollar McDougal...The Patriots of the AWG man--or you can call us whatever you want to! Just you remember this: if you're a Patriot, you are a Patriot--NOW AND FOREVER!!
*The crowd boos and throws more debris as Jack slams the mike down.*
DAMMIT...I'm getting out of here!
*The scene fades to the AWG.com logo...*
*Jack Gaither stands alone in the ring with his newly-won AWG World Heavyweight Title, but this time, instead of getting cheers, he is trying to avoid beer cups, batteries, and other projectiles that are being thrown by very angry Houston fans. Samantha joins Jack in the ring; the boos get louder as they embrace. Jason Carter-Wales gets through the debris and enters the ring with a mike in hand.*
JCW: Excuse me! Excuse me! Jack Gaither, you might've won the AWG's biggest prize, but why Jack? Why would you associate yourself with the likes of Dollar McDougal?
LISTEN UP JASON!
*The crowd boos Jack viciously.*
All these people in this arena can sit down and shut up! You see Jason, it's really quite that simple: when I was working for the side of justice, law, and order, I couldn't win a damn thing! It was only when I saw dollar signs, that things started to make a little sense for me! I remember wrestling for that other organization very well, and when that big-shot Joey Falcone hired me in September 2007, he knew damn well that he was creating a monster; just one month later, the monster that is "The Golden Eagle" decided to bite Falcone squarely in the ass--causing that other organization to crumble beneath my feet! I turned that other organization into a money-making empire that has since reincarnated itself into the AWG--and the AWG ought to be very thankful for hiring your new world heavyweight champion! If it wasn't for "The Golden Eagle," Joey Falcone would be cleaning toilets at an arts and crafts store!
*More beer cups and other forms of debris are thrown into the ring until the ring becomes completely littered with trash. The crowd is angered with what has happened and starts a "YOU SOLD OUT!" chant.*
Jack, look at all this CRAP that is littering the ring! This is going to be your future from now on Jack! You betrayed Dynasty Jack--and most importantly, you betrayed Katherine! I think that the fans here have the RIGHT to hear an explanation!
Well Jason, let me put it in a nutshell for you. If it wasn't for Jack Gaither and Dollar McDougal, you would be still sacking groceries at your hometown's Kroger Food Store! If it wasn't for "The Golden Eagle," Tommy Veot would still be calling games for that suck-ass NFL team known as the Houston Texans!
*The crowd boos and starts an "ass" chant."
If it wasn't for "The Golden Eagle," Norman Asner would still be sitting on his ass writing for Pro Wrestling Illustrated! If it wasn't for me, you fans wouldn't even be here in this Toyota Center tonight! I did everything for the kids! I did everything for the charities! I did everything for those around me, and the reception I got, when I came in here, you fans can stick it brother!
*The crowd boos louder.*
I did everything people asked me to, but know this: JACK GAITHER--YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION--IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE BROTHER! You can call me and Dollar McDougal...The Patriots of the AWG man--or you can call us whatever you want to! Just you remember this: if you're a Patriot, you are a Patriot--NOW AND FOREVER!!
*The crowd boos and throws more debris as Jack slams the mike down.*
DAMMIT...I'm getting out of here!
*The scene fades to the AWG.com logo...*