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Post by AWG Staff on Apr 29, 2008 14:19:41 GMT -5
The acting referee slides in and makes the count.
...One
...Two
...Three
Your new Hardcore Champion is Rob DiPietro
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Apr 29, 2008 23:54:15 GMT -5
Before DiPietro even has time to get up and celebrate his new championship, a beer bottle comes smashing against the back of his head from behind. DiPietro slams to the floor as a large gash opens on the back of his head and glass shatters to the floor.
As the camera pans up, we can see there there, holding what is left of the bottle, is Miguel - who, as previously mentioned, was left behind by Dollar McDougal to make sure that nobody but Jace Diggs was allowed to get the Hardcore Championship.
Miguel - Is nothing personal. Is orders.
Miguel takes the lifeless body of Jace Diggs and drapes his arm over the body of Rob DiPietro. Diggs is now covering DiPietro as Miguel points to the referee and then at the pinning predicament...
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Post by Max Power on Apr 30, 2008 1:20:47 GMT -5
Out of nowhere Max Power appears giving Miguel Powered to the Max. He then moves Diggs lifeless body off of Rob and goes for the pin.
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Post by AWG Staff on Apr 30, 2008 7:30:30 GMT -5
The referee in charge makes the count
...One
...Two
...Three
Your new Hardcore Champion is Max Power
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Post by "Poetic Justice" on May 1, 2008 9:09:21 GMT -5
Max looks over and sees Dollar's posse and takes off. He exits via the front door, but as soon as he makes it out he is clocked by...a pillow?
Cobain- Lee? You call that hardcore?
Poetic Justice stands above him and laughs as he hits the sidewalk. However, Max get's back up and begins to battle with Poetic Justice. He hits him with two rights finally knocking him down on the edge of the sidewalk. He shove Cobain out of the way and approaches Poetic Justice, who monkey flips him into the middle of the street where a car comes to a screeching hult. The driver of the car gets out and begins to scream at Max.
Driver- What are you doing jumping in front of my car like that! You could have dented my fender!
Meanwhile, Poetic Justice sneaks up behind him and levels him in the back of the head with brass knuckles, shocking both the driver and Max. Poetic Justice makes the cover.
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Post by goldeneagle on May 1, 2008 17:05:22 GMT -5
*As soon as Lee Varitek goes for the cover on Max Power, a 2008 Ford Mustang pulls up in front of the Digger's Pub. Jack Gaither hops out of the passenger door and breaks up the 3-count. Miguel sees what's going on and tries to attack Jack, but he sees this and gives Miguel a Samba Slam--right through the windshield of the car that pulled up earlier. The driver is not happy.*
ANGRY DRIVER: YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR MY WINDSHIELD!?!
*Jack hands the angry driver a copy of Dollar McDougal's business card and grabs Lee Varitek. He drives Varitek head-first into the angry driver's passenger side window, shattering it to pieces and knocking him out cold. Then, Jack grabs Max Power and gives him a Samba Slam--right through the car's back window. The angry driver can only watch in horror.*
MY ****ING CAR'S TOTALED NOW! I guess this Dollar McDougal guy can pay to get my car fixed!
That's the general idea I was trying to convey.
*Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither makes the cover on Max Power...*
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Post by Anthony Phoenix on May 1, 2008 20:29:08 GMT -5
Anthony who's been absent from the 24/7 scene appears out of now where and busts up the pin, by stomping on Gaither.
He looks down and smiles.
So how do you like that...what goes around comes around I always say.
Anthony then reaches out to Max Power and helps him up.
Before you think I'm going to do anything to you...guess again as I've gotten a new found respect for you. So, consider me having your back from now on...
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Post by Max Power on May 1, 2008 23:35:56 GMT -5
Max looks at Anthony Phoenix who has just helped him up.
Max: I'm glad I found you, because I've been doing alot of thinking since I've been away. And there is one thing I can't get out of my head. And that's your dive of the cage, I've watch that match over and over again, You really have impressed me so consider that Max Power has your back covered.
Max and Anthony shakes hands.
And a token of my gratitude I want you to pin me and take the Hardcore title because your are the definition of hardcore..
Max layes down as Anthony goes for the pin.
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Post by goldeneagle on May 2, 2008 1:42:37 GMT -5
*Just before AP was about to go for the pin on Max Power, Jack Gaither comes in and breaks up the pin. Jack takes Anthony Phoenix back into bar, lifts him up, and throws him against the beer cabinet in a freakish bit of strength. Beer bottles and glass rain down on top of Phoenix.*
Looks like Mr. Phoenix is gonna have himself a beer bash.
BARTENDER: Looks like I'm gonna have to replace a $6900 beer cabinet; shall I charge it to Dollar I assume?
That's right; let's stick it to 'em where it hurts the most!
Cool. I'm not a fan of Dollar by the way; he tried to bribe me into holding onto that Hardcore Title belt for some retiree named Diggs; I had a lot of respect for Diggs until he sided with McDougal. Me, my wife, and my kids are all big fans of you and Sam, and I'd like to see you kick Dollar's ass just one more time! I'd like your autograph; it's for my kids.
Sure!
*Jack takes a picture of him and Sam, signs it, and hands it to the bartender. Then he finds Max Power and and drags back into the bar; Jack sends Max into the jukebox head-first. The jukebox begins to play a very familiar song by Jimmy Buffet--which causes Jack to sing along with the song, albeit with different lyrics.*
Wastin' away again at Magaritaville; searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's Dollar's damn fault.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's Dollar's damn fault.
*Jack downs about four ice-cold bottles of Budweiser, then smashes the empty bottles over the head of Max Power--one at a time. Then, Jack gives Power a Samba Slam on the barroom floor.*
Now, I'm gonna have myself a beer bash...
*Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither goes for the cover on Max Power...*
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Post by Anthony Phoenix on May 2, 2008 5:56:51 GMT -5
Anthony starts to stir and notices that Gaither had Max Power pinned. He grabs a bar stool and smashes it across Gaither's back momentarily stunning him and making him break the pin. They stare at each for several seconds daring each other to hit the other. Anthony looks over at Max and nods. Max hit Gaither over the head with a beer bottle as Anthony hits a Pele' kick to the head sending Gaither to the floor. They both run out of the bar and head towards Anthony's Z-8 that he had conveniently parked near the entrance, they both get in a drive off.
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Post by goldeneagle on May 7, 2008 4:08:42 GMT -5
*Jack Gaither staggers to his feet and dials a number on his cell phone, and just as Anthony Phoenix and Max Power are about to make their escape from the Digger's Pub, a large tour bus pulls up in front of their car, blocking the road ahead. AP and Max Power are terrified to see the "DYNASTY EXPRESS" logo on the side of the bus.*
Phoenix and Power, I want you to experience the full power and meet my team from the "Golden Eagle's Wrestling Academy"!
*Suddenly, a group of seven muscular men, led by Academy graduate "Mean Mike" Masterson, jump out the front door of the bus and start to pummel Anthony Phoenix and Max Power; they take turns smacking AP and Power upside the heads with boots, buckles, chairs, and golf clubs. Then, "Mean Mike" sends Anthony Phoenix crashing head-first into a tree, and "Crazy Charlie" Costas--a new Academy student--gives Max Power a Stunner.
You guys wanna play games? Well...GAME OVER!
*The seven men watch with great pride as Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither applies the Samba Slam; Jack goes for the cover on Max Power.*
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Post by AWG Staff on May 7, 2008 9:52:37 GMT -5
The referee in charge makes the count
...One
...Two
...Three
Your new Hardcore Champion is Jack Gaither
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Post by Anthony Phoenix on May 7, 2008 18:17:00 GMT -5
Anthony Phoenix grabs his head and notices that there is a trickle of blood coming from his lip. He stands up and turns around. Anthony yells out at the men.
So it takes seven freaking cowards to take out the King of Xtreme...
Anthony pulls off his shirt and grabs a golf club that's was left lying on the ground.
Ok who's first?
The entire group lunges towards Anthony, who starts to use his Capoiera training on them. Sidestepping and hitting them on the back, rendering them helpless with kicks to the head, legs or back. He does this with little effort as he approaches Jack Gaither. Anthony stands before Gaither doing his ginga. He gathers his all his strength and pops onto one hand, as he does so he hits Gaither square on the jaw knocking him out momentarily. The gang of seven are so shocked that they are rendered powerless to come to Gaither's aid. Anthony stands there with a small smirk on his face.
This game is far from over.
Anthony drops down to the ground and goes for a cover. While the cover is occurring Max Power has come to and stands guard to prevent a pin break.
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Post by AWG Staff on May 7, 2008 19:33:41 GMT -5
The ref makes the count.
One...
Two...
Three!!!
Anthony Phoenix is your new Hardcore Champion
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Post by goldeneagle on May 13, 2008 18:03:02 GMT -5
*Outside the Digger's Pub, Jack Gaither and the seven men run towards Anthony Phoenix and Max Power. "Crazy Charlie" and "Mean Mike" each take turns pummeling Max Power into submission, and the other five men chase after Phoenix. A terrified Anthony Phoenix hops into a waiting taxicab, but he is in for a not-so-pleasant surprise--for the cab driver is none other than Samantha!*
SAM: You ain't gonna be feelin' much better in here honey!
*Anthony Phoenix can only muster a large gulp as he slowly walks out of the cab--and into the waiting arms of the eight pissed-off men. Jack, "Mean Mike," "Crazy Charlie," and company begin to pummel Phoenix with just about anything they've got. Finally, while Sam hops out of the cab and enters the waiting Dynasty Express, Jack gives AP a Samba Slam--right through the cab's windshield! "Mean Mike" grabs a KO'd Max Power, shoves him into the cab's trunk, and closes the trunk door. Meanwhile, Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither goes for the pin on Anthony Phoenix.*
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