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Post by TC Jagger on Apr 22, 2008 20:34:50 GMT -5
After another hour at the bar, Anthony Phoenix walks out alone with the AWG Hardcore Title slung over his shoulder. He looks rough after a brutal day of fighting with Jack Gaither. He takes a deep breath of the nighttime air when...
*WHAM*
TC Jagger, who had been waiting outside the front door of the bar, hits Phoenix from behind with a clothesline. He picks Phoenix up and delivers a DDT onto the sidewalk.
Jagger: Your night's not over yet.
Jagger covers...
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Post by AWG Staff on Apr 22, 2008 20:36:33 GMT -5
The referee following Phoenix makes the count
...1
...2
...3
TC Jagger is the new hardcore champion
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Post by TC Jagger on Apr 22, 2008 20:42:47 GMT -5
Jagger stands up and picks up the Hardcore Title from the ground near Phoenix. He slings it over his shoulder and begins to walk away.
Jagger: Now your night's over.
Jagger continues to walk the streets of Boston. He eventually makes it to his car, a Silver Scion tC, and gets inside. He tosses the Hardcore Title on the passenger seat as he starts the car up. Jagger throws the car into gear and begins to take off headed West on I-90.
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Post by Anthony Phoenix on Apr 22, 2008 20:51:42 GMT -5
Anthony comes to just in time to reach for his phone...he calls his driver to pull in front of Jaggers car blocking him from leaving. He then staggers out of the bar. As he's walking to the car he grabs a tie iron from the back of someone's truck. Anthony walks over to the car and taps on the window at first, when TC doesn't open the window Anthony smashes it to pieces. He then reaches in and grabs Jagger by the collar and drags him through the broken window. He stands Jagger up and smiles at him as he rears back and hits him across the face with the tire iron. Anthony makes the cover as Jagger falls to the ground.
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Post by "Poetic Justice" on Apr 22, 2008 21:54:46 GMT -5
As the referee in charge slides over towards the pinfall, the trunk to the Scion TC opens. The face of Poetic Justice sticks out with a lock of his pitch black hair hangs in front of his face. The triple threat title hangs over his shoulder. He looks both ways and then jumps out of the trunk.
Poetic Justice- "Hardcore" a Poetic Justice poem.
Phoenix and the referee look over at him in shock. Phoenix stands up and stares him down.
Poetic Justice- I did not come here to take the title But I came here to fight If you try to hit me
Phoenix takes a swing at Poetic Justice who ducks it and reaches into his pocket.
Poetic Justice- You'll get hit by a bulb of light!
Poetic Justice slams Phoenix over the head with a lightbulb. He falls to his knees as he grips his face. Poetic Justice then hits a buzzsaw kick. Phoenix falls hard to the pavement. Poetic Justice throws the lifeless body of TC Jagger along with his title into the front seat. The referee climbs into the back and Poetic Justice into the driver's seat as they pull away.
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Post by goldeneagle on Apr 22, 2008 21:55:55 GMT -5
*Just as Lee Varitek was about to pull away, Jack Gaither--still wounded from earlier, rushes out of the hotel across the street from the Bull & Finch Pub with Sam in tow. Jack manages to turn off the engine, open the driver's door, and drag Varitek out of the car. He then approaches the passenger side and drags out TC Jagger.*
Oh Jagger, looks like you're gonna have one helluva night in store for you! But first...
*Jack Gaither picks up a downed Anthony Phoenix and gives him another hard Samba Slam on the unforgiving concrete pavement; he then picks up the tire iron and proceeds to smack Lee Varitek right across the skull, knocking him to the ground; as a sign of good measure, Jack picks up Varitek and gives him his 2nd consecutive hard Samba Slam into the pavement. Then, Jack proceeds to pick up TC Jagger and sets him on top of Jagger's own Scion. Jack gives Jagger a 3rd consecutive hard Samba Slam--right though the car's windshield, shattering it to pieces!*
Three Samba Slams for the price of one shot of whiskey; now, time for me to pin Jagger and spend some quality time with Sam!
*Sam can hardly contain her laughter as Jack "The Golden Eagle" goes for the pin on TC Jagger...*
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Post by Anthony Phoenix on Apr 23, 2008 0:12:24 GMT -5
OOC: OK this is getting out of hand as we now need rules here...no one has even counted my pin yet...
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Post by AWG Staff on Apr 23, 2008 9:42:11 GMT -5
The referee in charge makes the cover
...1
...2
...3
Your new Hardcore Champion is Jack Gaither
Side Note: Phoenix, the reason your pin was not counted was that Poetic Justice had broken it up. Pin's only happen when the administration is on and decides to count the pin. We do not count pins that we don't feel are good enough and we also have no control over a thrid party breaking it up, as Poetic Justice did to you.
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Post by "Poetic Justice" on Apr 23, 2008 10:37:27 GMT -5
Gaither stands up on the hood of Jagger's Scion and celebrates. He throws the hardcore title over his shoulder and looks to hop down. He hears a voice from behind him. He looks around, but only sees Phoenix, Poetic Justice and Jagger and none of them are really awake.
Gaither- Sam, did you hear that?
All of a sudden Cobain comes bursting through where the windshield should be. He levels Gaither with a spear, knocking him off the hood of the car. Cobain hits him with a couple of right hands before dismounting. He looks around ffor some kind of weapon, but can't really find anything.
Cobain- There it is.
After shoving Sam out of the way Cobain makes his way over to a bike, which had not been chained to anything. He picks it up over his head and tosses it at Gaither who was making it to his feet. Gaither goes down and Cobain makes the pin. But the referee tried to explian that he's not part of the roster.
Cobain- I'm Lee's manager, just make the count.
The referee shakes his head stating that he will not. Cobain gets pissed and picks up Gaiter's body. He drags him over to the nearest building, which happens to be a Macy's. He tosses him through the giant front display window and then steps through the glass himself. Gaither tries to struggle to his feet, but Cobain grabs one of the nearby mannequins and clubs him over the head with it. He raises Gaither high in the air in the middle of the store and drops him with a brainbuster. Cobain exits through the window again.
Storeworker- Would you please use the door?
Cobain- Not big enough
Cobain grabs Poetic Justice and puts him on his shoulders. He walks back through the window and lays Poetic Justice on top of Gaither for the cover.
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Post by AWG Staff on Apr 23, 2008 10:40:41 GMT -5
The Referee makes the count
one...
two...
three!!!
Your new Hardcore Champ is Lee "Poetic Justice" Varitek
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Post by goldeneagle on Apr 23, 2008 10:44:13 GMT -5
*Jack staggers to his feet and runs over to Sam, who is getting worried about the continued beating that he keeps on taking.*
SAM: Come on Jack, let's get out of here. I've checked out of this hotel and booked us a room at the Marriot; this one's further away from this place. Let's go!
Let's bail! We'll get that title another day.
*Jack rushes into the car; Sam floos the gas and speeds away to the comfort and safety of their new hotel, leaving their opponents in the dust. Once at the Marriot, Jack and Sam quickly check in, go to their room, and lock all of their doors and close of their curtains.*
*sigh* Thank God...
I know...come on hon. Let's celebrate!
*They turn off all the lights in the room, and God knows what might happen between the two next...*
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Post by "Poetic Justice" on Apr 23, 2008 12:49:16 GMT -5
Cobain then grabs the Hardcore title and Poetic Justice. He throws both the man and his title over different shoulders. He walks back out the window and the storeworker begins to yell.
Storeworker- Who's going to pay for this.
Cobain shrugs his shoulders and continues back towards the car. Lee wakes out of his slumber and looks at Cobain.
Lee (groggy)- Two questions I ask are What happen to my foe With the second being Where are we going to go
Cobain, upset with the rhyming takes a moment to compose his thoughts.
Cobain- Somewhere else, the streets of Boston have way too many people looking for this thing.
He gets the the car and throws Lee in the backseat along with the title. He then picks up Jagger and the triple threat title and stacks them in the front seat. He gets into the car and drives away to a nearby McDonald's where the three sit down for some food.
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Post by goldeneagle on Apr 24, 2008 10:40:08 GMT -5
*Waking up in the morning after a long night's sleep, Jack and Sam head over to a local Boston-area McDonald's where Lee Varitek is sitting down having breakfast.*
Sam, I have an idea...
*Jack and Sam buy themselves an Egg McMuffin meal, complete with some coffee, and bring their trays (with food) over to Lee's table. They see the Hardcore Title on a chair and execute their plan.*
Yo Lee! Have you ever heard of the old McDonald's jingle?
SAM: You know, the one that used to be played during those old 1960's commercials; I used to see 'em on YouTube all the time.
Ahh, don't worry, we have a new jingle for you. Sam?
*Suddenly, Jack picks up a tray that's on their table as Sam begins to sing.*
McDonald's is my kind of place...
**THWACK-THWACK**
*Jack takes the tray and hits Lee over the head with it to the beat of the song.*
It's such a happy place...
**THWACK-THWACK**[/i]
*Once again, Jack hits Lee in the head with a tray to the song's beat--this time, knocking him out cold. Jack has a huge grin on his face as he begins to sing...*
And now I won the Hard-core belt! WOO-HOO!!
*Everybody in the McDonald's can hardly contain their laughter, including the people behind the counter, as Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither goes for the pin on Lee Varitek.*
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Post by AWG Staff on Apr 24, 2008 11:27:47 GMT -5
The referee puts down his fork, complete with syrup dripped hotcake and makes the count.
one...
two...
three!!!
Your new Hardcore Champion is Jack Gaither!
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Post by goldeneagle on Apr 24, 2008 14:41:50 GMT -5
SAM: Let's get outta here!
Sure!
*Jack grabs the AWG Hardcore Title belt, and he and Sam run out the McDonald's and get into their truck.*
Where are we going to next?
Let's get the hell out of Boston and go to Six Flags New England!
*Sam drives west to Six Flags New England, located in Agawam, MA. Jack and Sam buy their tickets and enter the park.*
Let's go ride the Cyclone!
*The couple head on over to the line to ride the Cyclone, with the Hardcore Title belt in hand. After reaching the Cyclone's loading platform, they're instructed to secure the belt, and Jack puts the belt on his waist. The couple puts on their seatbelt and pulls down on the lap bar, and the coaster cars travel to climb the first hill.*
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