Post by goldeneagle on Mar 19, 2008 23:14:16 GMT -5
This is for AWG.com...
*Immediately after tonight's Authenticity ends, a pissed-off Jack and Katherine Gaither storm out of the arena and into a waiting taxicab. Jason Carter-Wales shows up to ask some questions?*
JCW: Jack and Katherine? First of all--
KATHERINE: Just shut up and listen to what my husband has to say!
Dollar McDougal, you stupid son-of-a-bitch! Once again, you decide to screw ME out of a major title opportunity! Well, I got news for you pal: you screw with me, you screw with Katherine, and you screw with Dynasty! You want to sit there and cost me title matches? Well, I think I might as well go ahead and kick your ass one more time next week at Authenticity! Jack Gaither, Dollar McDougal--The Rematch of the Century; I'm pretty sure that can be arranged. Here's how it's gonna go: if I beat you next week at Authenticity, I will shave your pretty little noggin bald--and trust me: YOU...WILL...BE...BALD...LIKE ME! However, if I lose to you next week...
*Jack and Katherine look at each other before he makes the decision*
...Katherine and I will RETIRE from AWG! Oh yeah, and just to be sure the match is fair, it's gonna be held inside the friendly confines of a fifteen-foot high steel cage, and there will be only ONE way to win: ESCAPE!
*The couple leaves the parking area in the taxicab, leaving Jason behind in shock.*
*Immediately after tonight's Authenticity ends, a pissed-off Jack and Katherine Gaither storm out of the arena and into a waiting taxicab. Jason Carter-Wales shows up to ask some questions?*
JCW: Jack and Katherine? First of all--
KATHERINE: Just shut up and listen to what my husband has to say!
Dollar McDougal, you stupid son-of-a-bitch! Once again, you decide to screw ME out of a major title opportunity! Well, I got news for you pal: you screw with me, you screw with Katherine, and you screw with Dynasty! You want to sit there and cost me title matches? Well, I think I might as well go ahead and kick your ass one more time next week at Authenticity! Jack Gaither, Dollar McDougal--The Rematch of the Century; I'm pretty sure that can be arranged. Here's how it's gonna go: if I beat you next week at Authenticity, I will shave your pretty little noggin bald--and trust me: YOU...WILL...BE...BALD...LIKE ME! However, if I lose to you next week...
*Jack and Katherine look at each other before he makes the decision*
...Katherine and I will RETIRE from AWG! Oh yeah, and just to be sure the match is fair, it's gonna be held inside the friendly confines of a fifteen-foot high steel cage, and there will be only ONE way to win: ESCAPE!
*The couple leaves the parking area in the taxicab, leaving Jason behind in shock.*