Post by goldeneagle on Jan 6, 2008 23:56:22 GMT -5
This is for AWG.com...
*Immediately after Destiny ends, Jack and his wife are sitting inside their locker room, still visibly upset after "The Golden Eagle" got his head partially shaved by Dollar McDougal after their match. Both Jack and Katherine are in tears as Jason Carter-Wales slowly walks in.*
JASON: Jack, Katherine, I apologize if this isn't a good time to come in and--
KATHERINE: *quietly* Go ahead and ask.
JASON: Jack, I know this isn't the best time in the world right now, but for the sake of AWG.com, could you give us your reaction regarding your loss to Dollar McDougal--and the loss of your dignity tonight.
Dignity--that should be something that most people on this planet ought to understand. It was all a blur: our wedding, the match, and what happened after the match. What you did Dollar McDougal...WAS ABSO-****ING-LUTLY DISGUSTING! Not only did you ruin the happiest time of my life, but you also took away my dignity! Dollar you sick little bastard, you wanna steal our family dignity, then you oughta pay the piper--especially what I have in store for you this Wednesday night!
Jason, you tell the AWG Commission, that this Wednesday night, I want that son-of-a-bitch Dollar McDougal...in a TWO-ON-ONE HANDICAP HELL-IN-A-CELL MATCH! My tag-team partner will be my lovely wife Katherine; she was a star in both basketball and power-lifting, plus I've trained her on some basic wrestling moves and holds--including the Samba Slam! This Wednesday, not only will Katherine and I beat the piss outta Dollar McDougal inside that cell, but we will make sure that he gets his own damn head shaved in the middle of that ring! Good night Jason...now get out!
*Jason runs out of the locker room, knowing that both Gaithers are now pissed...*
*Immediately after Destiny ends, Jack and his wife are sitting inside their locker room, still visibly upset after "The Golden Eagle" got his head partially shaved by Dollar McDougal after their match. Both Jack and Katherine are in tears as Jason Carter-Wales slowly walks in.*
JASON: Jack, Katherine, I apologize if this isn't a good time to come in and--
KATHERINE: *quietly* Go ahead and ask.
JASON: Jack, I know this isn't the best time in the world right now, but for the sake of AWG.com, could you give us your reaction regarding your loss to Dollar McDougal--and the loss of your dignity tonight.
Dignity--that should be something that most people on this planet ought to understand. It was all a blur: our wedding, the match, and what happened after the match. What you did Dollar McDougal...WAS ABSO-****ING-LUTLY DISGUSTING! Not only did you ruin the happiest time of my life, but you also took away my dignity! Dollar you sick little bastard, you wanna steal our family dignity, then you oughta pay the piper--especially what I have in store for you this Wednesday night!
Jason, you tell the AWG Commission, that this Wednesday night, I want that son-of-a-bitch Dollar McDougal...in a TWO-ON-ONE HANDICAP HELL-IN-A-CELL MATCH! My tag-team partner will be my lovely wife Katherine; she was a star in both basketball and power-lifting, plus I've trained her on some basic wrestling moves and holds--including the Samba Slam! This Wednesday, not only will Katherine and I beat the piss outta Dollar McDougal inside that cell, but we will make sure that he gets his own damn head shaved in the middle of that ring! Good night Jason...now get out!
*Jason runs out of the locker room, knowing that both Gaithers are now pissed...*