Post by goldeneagle on Dec 13, 2007 1:47:01 GMT -5
*Inside the Mohegan Sun Arena's home team locker room, Jack Gaither sits on a bench, still exhausted from his match against Jack Daniels and his fight with R.C. Williams. Suddenly, Jack's student "Mean Mike" Masterson enters.*
YO MEAN MIKE! Way to go on handling R.C. tonight!
MEAN MIKE: Well, it really wasn't just my idea to dunk that fat blubber's head into a tank of scorpions. It was all of us back at the Academy who voted for it.
Wow...OK then. Tell the rest of the class that, starting today, they can go home and enjoy some nice R&R. We won't start classes again 'til January 15, 2008!
THANK YOU COACH!
Well, you have a safe and blessed Christmas now; I wanna see everybody in one piece on January 15th.
*Mike leaves the locker room, but as soon as he leaves, Katherine shows up, with an angry expression on her face.*
Oh crap...
KATHERINE: Don't you "Oh crap" me! You and I need to have a little chat! RIGHT NOW!!
OK, tell me honey, what's wrong?
WHAT'S WRONG? I thought you always stood for what was good in the world. Tonight, I saw a different side of you. You dunked the legendary R.C. Williams into a tank full of scorpions, and now, you're not gonna show any remorse for it? What the HELL is wrong with you?
Baby, I don't wanna talk about--
Listen buster! You're going down a path that I can't follow; so I want to ask you: Why? Just...why?
Well, I did it for only one reason: to earn an opportunity to enter into the AWG World Tag-Team title tournament. So, I decided that the best way to do that was to team up with the hated Dollar McDougal. I have accepted his offer, and next week, Dollar and I are gonna go up against Rage and Sage.
Oh my God...you and Dollar teaming up together? That's unreal!
*Jack whispers something into Katherine's ear. Katherine smiles and begins a make-out session with Jack. Both leave the locker room with a chuckle and a huge grin on their faces.*
YO MEAN MIKE! Way to go on handling R.C. tonight!
MEAN MIKE: Well, it really wasn't just my idea to dunk that fat blubber's head into a tank of scorpions. It was all of us back at the Academy who voted for it.
Wow...OK then. Tell the rest of the class that, starting today, they can go home and enjoy some nice R&R. We won't start classes again 'til January 15, 2008!
THANK YOU COACH!
Well, you have a safe and blessed Christmas now; I wanna see everybody in one piece on January 15th.
*Mike leaves the locker room, but as soon as he leaves, Katherine shows up, with an angry expression on her face.*
Oh crap...
KATHERINE: Don't you "Oh crap" me! You and I need to have a little chat! RIGHT NOW!!
OK, tell me honey, what's wrong?
WHAT'S WRONG? I thought you always stood for what was good in the world. Tonight, I saw a different side of you. You dunked the legendary R.C. Williams into a tank full of scorpions, and now, you're not gonna show any remorse for it? What the HELL is wrong with you?
Baby, I don't wanna talk about--
Listen buster! You're going down a path that I can't follow; so I want to ask you: Why? Just...why?
Well, I did it for only one reason: to earn an opportunity to enter into the AWG World Tag-Team title tournament. So, I decided that the best way to do that was to team up with the hated Dollar McDougal. I have accepted his offer, and next week, Dollar and I are gonna go up against Rage and Sage.
Oh my God...you and Dollar teaming up together? That's unreal!
*Jack whispers something into Katherine's ear. Katherine smiles and begins a make-out session with Jack. Both leave the locker room with a chuckle and a huge grin on their faces.*
