Post by Dollar McDougal on Dec 13, 2007 1:02:16 GMT -5
Dollar McDougal, sweaty and enraged, comes stomping up to AWG reporter Jason Carter-Wales after Authenticity goes off the air Wednesday night. An Authenticity where Rage and Sage Christensen teamed up to take out his lackeys, his bodyguard SeReNa showed compassion toward Clayton Clemmons, and he, himself, lost to TC Jagger in the main event. Needless to say, McDougal is ticked off.
Dollar McDougal - You! Whale boy! Listen up!
Carter-Wales grabs a microphone really quickly and goes over to meet up with McDougal.
Dollar McDougal - This is ridiculous! This night couldn't get any worse! Did you see that out there? TC Jagger just screwed me out of my win! Who the hell was that guy he had with him? I have half a mind to get my Posse to find him and show him what he's messing with. I mean, seriously! Can you believe the night I just had? And after all the headaches that I went through, I was STILL going to beat Jagger! Well, the Green Ninja can just sit on that belt a little longer, I guess. Dollar McDougal will come for it soon. Very soon!
Jason Carter-Wales - It certainly was a tough night for you and your Posse....
At that moment, The BP Crew - Barton Spynx and Flyin' Patrick - come in. They are very upbeat and walk up to the two men at the microphone.
Barton Spynx - You hear, Dollar? We got us another match next week!
Flyin' Patrick - Yeah! Against the champ! Another handicap match!
Barton Spynx - We're pretty much masters at that match now!
McDougal looks shocked at the two of them.
Dollar McDougal - Spynx. You know you're on pool detail all week next week. And Patrick...you've got a McDonald's to run.
Flyin' Patrick motions to Spynx.
Flyin' Patrick - I've got this one, Barton. Look, Dollar, just 'cause you don't get your shot at Clemmons doesn't mean no one else in the Posse does. The BP Crew are for real, and Clayton, you, and everyone else will find that out next week!
Patrick and Spynx leave as McDougal looks even more irate.
Dollar McDougal - Has the whole world gone completely insane?!
Jason Carter-Wales - Well, what about Rage returning? And this Rage and Sage Connection? They really did a number on your guys ton...
McDougal cuts him off.
Dollar McDougal - That doesn't matter! You know what matters? You know what matters, Blubber Boy? What matters is that at Destiny, Dollar McDougal will be wearing gold just like I said I would!
Jason Carter-Wales - I hate to disagree, but TC Jagger's got that World Title shot locked...
Dollar McDougal - I know! I know! Not the World Title, you idiot. The World TAG TEAM Title. You see, since Jackboot and Pierce Cavanaugh are being forced to team together, that means Rage and Sage are no longer the LAST entry into the tournament. So I'm pulling some strings. And I'm making it known. Next week, Rage and Sage, you will be facing Dollar McDougal!
Jason Carter-Wales - Wow! That's some announcement! And who's your partner going to be?
McDougal stands there thinking, wondering.
Dollar McDougal - Dammit. Carnage is still nursing his wounds. Diggs doesn't have his head right, with DiPietro giving him more trouble than he should be able to. And SeReNa...hell, I don't even know if I can trust my own bodyguard anymore. Barton and Patrick even have a match next week already! Bartholomew proved tonight how worthless he truly is...and Miguel...I'd never trust a Mexican to watch my back.
Jason Carter-Wales - Then who does that leave?
McDougal continues thinking and then squints his eyes and looks at Carter-Wales closely.
Dollar McDougal - Who was that guy you were telling me about earlier tonight? The guy who bled on me. The bird man.
Jason Carter-Wales - Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither?
Dollar McDougal snaps his fingers.
Dollar McDougal - Yeah! That's it! You said he turned over a new leaf. I heard he's been trying to put people's heads in scorpion tanks. That sounds exactly like the kind of guy I need on my team. Somebody sure as hell needs to dunk Rage's head in a tank of scorpions, after what he's put me through. So yeah...take this guy Jack...um...
Jason Carter-Wales - Jack Gaither
Dollar McDougal - Yeah, whatever. Take that guy and put him on my team, Blubber Boy. Next week. Rage and Sage, Dollar McDougal and Jack...Jack... (still can't remember)...Jack the Bird Man are coming for you and will go on to win the World Tag Team Titles!
Dollar McDougal - You! Whale boy! Listen up!
Carter-Wales grabs a microphone really quickly and goes over to meet up with McDougal.
Dollar McDougal - This is ridiculous! This night couldn't get any worse! Did you see that out there? TC Jagger just screwed me out of my win! Who the hell was that guy he had with him? I have half a mind to get my Posse to find him and show him what he's messing with. I mean, seriously! Can you believe the night I just had? And after all the headaches that I went through, I was STILL going to beat Jagger! Well, the Green Ninja can just sit on that belt a little longer, I guess. Dollar McDougal will come for it soon. Very soon!
Jason Carter-Wales - It certainly was a tough night for you and your Posse....
At that moment, The BP Crew - Barton Spynx and Flyin' Patrick - come in. They are very upbeat and walk up to the two men at the microphone.
Barton Spynx - You hear, Dollar? We got us another match next week!
Flyin' Patrick - Yeah! Against the champ! Another handicap match!
Barton Spynx - We're pretty much masters at that match now!
McDougal looks shocked at the two of them.
Dollar McDougal - Spynx. You know you're on pool detail all week next week. And Patrick...you've got a McDonald's to run.
Flyin' Patrick motions to Spynx.
Flyin' Patrick - I've got this one, Barton. Look, Dollar, just 'cause you don't get your shot at Clemmons doesn't mean no one else in the Posse does. The BP Crew are for real, and Clayton, you, and everyone else will find that out next week!
Patrick and Spynx leave as McDougal looks even more irate.
Dollar McDougal - Has the whole world gone completely insane?!
Jason Carter-Wales - Well, what about Rage returning? And this Rage and Sage Connection? They really did a number on your guys ton...
McDougal cuts him off.
Dollar McDougal - That doesn't matter! You know what matters? You know what matters, Blubber Boy? What matters is that at Destiny, Dollar McDougal will be wearing gold just like I said I would!
Jason Carter-Wales - I hate to disagree, but TC Jagger's got that World Title shot locked...
Dollar McDougal - I know! I know! Not the World Title, you idiot. The World TAG TEAM Title. You see, since Jackboot and Pierce Cavanaugh are being forced to team together, that means Rage and Sage are no longer the LAST entry into the tournament. So I'm pulling some strings. And I'm making it known. Next week, Rage and Sage, you will be facing Dollar McDougal!
Jason Carter-Wales - Wow! That's some announcement! And who's your partner going to be?
McDougal stands there thinking, wondering.
Dollar McDougal - Dammit. Carnage is still nursing his wounds. Diggs doesn't have his head right, with DiPietro giving him more trouble than he should be able to. And SeReNa...hell, I don't even know if I can trust my own bodyguard anymore. Barton and Patrick even have a match next week already! Bartholomew proved tonight how worthless he truly is...and Miguel...I'd never trust a Mexican to watch my back.
Jason Carter-Wales - Then who does that leave?
McDougal continues thinking and then squints his eyes and looks at Carter-Wales closely.
Dollar McDougal - Who was that guy you were telling me about earlier tonight? The guy who bled on me. The bird man.
Jason Carter-Wales - Jack "The Golden Eagle" Gaither?
Dollar McDougal snaps his fingers.
Dollar McDougal - Yeah! That's it! You said he turned over a new leaf. I heard he's been trying to put people's heads in scorpion tanks. That sounds exactly like the kind of guy I need on my team. Somebody sure as hell needs to dunk Rage's head in a tank of scorpions, after what he's put me through. So yeah...take this guy Jack...um...
Jason Carter-Wales - Jack Gaither
Dollar McDougal - Yeah, whatever. Take that guy and put him on my team, Blubber Boy. Next week. Rage and Sage, Dollar McDougal and Jack...Jack... (still can't remember)...Jack the Bird Man are coming for you and will go on to win the World Tag Team Titles!
