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Post by Kirk Storm on Jan 18, 2008 22:52:42 GMT -5
The Jag Man Speaketh!!!
Hey PJ, I got a poem for you.
Pierce likes sheep and Green Ninja is gay,
But noone sucks more ass then good ol' PJ.
Your poser is queer, a ring in his nose,
While Jagger needs lawn care, with trimmers and hoes.
Carnage is cap'n, of what is uncertain,
I bet he's a butt pirate, behind the closed curtains.
Jagger got lucky against my homie, Trent Lawless,
Max Power will soon understand that I'm flawless.
I am Kirk Storm, Not Kurt and not Kirky,
PJ likes pener like a piece of beef jerky.
Don't hate me because my poetic talent is so sweet,
don't get mad when I leave hand prints on Eagles wife's butt cheek.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BURN!
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Jan 19, 2008 0:06:55 GMT -5
I think we all can agree that Kirky is just one big pile of poetic poopy. Alliteration, fellas.
My favorite rib so far has been Pierce's on Carnage.
But then, when is Pierce NOT on Carnage? Hubba hubba.
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Post by Pierce Cavanaugh on Jan 19, 2008 1:06:13 GMT -5
While we are on the subject of both Trent Lawless and guy on guy action. Where's Adrian and why hasn't anyone made a plunger joke yet.
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Jan 19, 2008 1:40:54 GMT -5
Adrian used to have the tightest butthole around (just ask Rob) but ended up with the loosest (just ask Gaither).
Now nobody wants him. Not even Jagger, who I thought would take any guy without any exceptions whatsoever. Weird.
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Post by Pierce Cavanaugh on Jan 19, 2008 1:59:11 GMT -5
No! Jagger passing up a guy? I don't believe that that could happen. He once made a pass at our cousin Brandon at a family reunion.
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Post by Cap'n Carnage on Jan 19, 2008 5:13:01 GMT -5
Pierce isn't on Carnage as much as Jackboot is on Jewel. Or anyone else in AWG is on Jewel....
As for Kirk Storm, who debuts against Max Power anyways?
Where is Rob effin DiPietro for this little flame war. His little wannabe oriental chop stick queer ass bitch ass snitch ass trick ass hoe of a soon to be second ex wife can suck a mean, wait a minute I shouldn't talk about his wife, after all I did have his mom.
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Jan 19, 2008 9:49:36 GMT -5
Man, I love Carnage. Just not the way that RAGE loves Carnage. If you know what I mean...
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Post by Kirk Storm on Jan 19, 2008 16:37:41 GMT -5
Carnage. People who are asked to debut against Max Power debut against Max Power. It wasn't something I had control over.
I asked for Adrian Young, but I couldn't get him so I had to settle....like you did for Rob's mom.
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Post by TC Jagger on Jan 19, 2008 17:48:33 GMT -5
Wow, Kirk decided to use a poem to make fun of PJ. I've never seen that done before!
What's next? you gonna call me "TJ Hooker"?
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Jan 19, 2008 18:40:43 GMT -5
What's wrong with debuting against Max Power? Even though he's the most worthless thing to enter the AWG since Tommy "The Tank" Toretto.
Slamming on two undercarders at once. Aw snap, Travis Beckham better look out.
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Post by TC Jagger on Jan 19, 2008 20:50:40 GMT -5
Yeah? too bad I noticed that you backed out of your match with him. Wonder why? It's ok. You can admit that you were as frightened as Pierce sitting in a barbershop. (OH! personal zinger)
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Jan 19, 2008 21:57:59 GMT -5
I didn't wanna risk Beck rubbing his man parts all over me and him enjoying it a bit too much.
I figured that was more along the lines of what Mercer would like.
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Post by Rob DiPietro on Jan 20, 2008 3:25:29 GMT -5
Pierce isn't on Carnage as much as Jackboot is on Jewel. Or anyone else in AWG is on Jewel.... As for Kirk Storm, who debuts against Max Power anyways? Where is Rob effin DiPietro for this little flame war. His little wannabe oriental chop stick queer ass bitch ass snitch ass trick ass hoe of a soon to be second ex wife can suck a mean, wait a minute I shouldn't talk about his wife, after all I did have his mom. Your looking for Rob effin DiPietro, well here he is. You can say what you want but it doesn't change the fact that I won more world titles then you. After I am done kicking Diggs ass, I have no problem taking you out like a red headed step child. |
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Post by Dollar McDougal on Jan 20, 2008 13:06:16 GMT -5
Rob's got you there. After all, he does hold HALF of a World Title reign.
...which, actually, might be more pathetic than none at all.
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Post by Pierce Cavanaugh on Jan 20, 2008 13:25:31 GMT -5
Yeah, who the hell shares a title with Badass Brian? I mean really, he has an adjective in his name. That'd be like AWG having Homo Jagger or 2-win Carnage.
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