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Jul 16, 2008 22:46:05 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:46:05 GMT -5
The screen goes black. Slowly the green letters “AWG” fade in, outlined in gold. The chorus of “Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek” by Blue October , the official song of AWG Authenticity kicks in. The screen cuts to a montage of prior AWG footage featuring Dollar McDougal, TC Jagger, Jack Gaither, Criminal Intent, Anthony Phoenix, Sage Christensen, and others.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:46:42 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:46:42 GMT -5
We cut live to the Honda Center in Anaheim, California. The crowd is going wild, waving their signs in the air and screaming. The camera cuts to ringside with the AWG commentating crew.
Tommy Veot: Hello Folks and welcome to another installment of AWG Authenticity! Tonight, we’re coming atcha’ live from Anaheim.
Stormin’ Norman: Tonight, the Tag Team Titles are on the line as Criminal Intent looks to fend of their newest challengers, Murder For Hire.
Tommy Veot: That’s right, but don’t forget that we’ve got Anthony Phoenix in action tonight, and we will find out who the third participant for the Triple Threat Title is.
Jari Pulaski: Guys, I have a very special announcement to make.
Tommy Veot: Yeah Jarhead?
Jari Pulaski: Our AWG World Heavyweight Champion is bringing back "The Eagle's Nest" tonight!
Stormin‘ Norman: Oh man...and just when you thought things were about to get worse for all of us.
Tommy Veot: Well fans, only God knows what could happen on "The Eagle's Nest," and it's going to happen in a little bit. But first, lets take a behind the scenes look at AWG’s only Tag Team champions.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:47:14 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:47:14 GMT -5
*AWG PRESENTS…*
*GREAT MOMENTS IN CRIMINAL INTENT HISTORY*
-The screen shows flashing, red and blue, lights. From the top of the ramp enters a young Pierce and Jackboot, both with noticeably shorter hair.
Voice Over: In April of 2007 the unlikely team of a cheating CEO, Pierce Cavanaugh, and a German import, Jackboot, appeared for the very first time in a tournament for the vacated ACW Tag Team Title.
-The screen cuts to in ring action with Pierce clothes lining a man in a business suit.
Voice Over: The rookies to the tag team scene, were paired in the first round with the most experienced team. Big Business, comprised of Nasdaq and the late great Dow Jones, brought many years of experience and multiple tag team titles into the match.
-One more screen change leads us to the referee holding up Pierce and Jackboots hands and then embracing in the center of the ring.
Voice Over: But the immediate chemistry that Criminal Intent brought to the show proved to be too much, as they brought home the victory and spot in the tag team title match.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:47:52 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:47:52 GMT -5
We cut to commercials for Target, Purina Dog Food, and Chex Mix.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:48:39 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:48:39 GMT -5
We return from commercial while “Indestructible” by Disturbed plays over the speakers. TC Jagger is making his way to the ring wearing his TC Jagger T-shirt and a pair of jeans; he carries a clipboard with what seems to be an AWG contract on it. The fans boo as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Tommy Veot: Well, tonight we look to finalize the Triple Threat match at Immortal Conflict.
Stormin’ Norman: Unless Jagger has something else up his sleeve.
Jari Pulaski: He has to, that’s just how Jagger is.
Jagger climbs the steps and enters the ring. Jagger is handed a mic and begins to speak.
Jagger: Last week, I came out here and offered a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to anyone in the back.
Jagger holds up the clipboard.
Jagger: In my hands I hold a contract for the Triple Threat title match at Immortal Conflict. As you can see, two of the three spots are already signed, leaving one spot open.
Tommy Veot: We already know that Anthony Phoenix will take on TC Jagger at Immortal Conflict, we just need one more participant.
Jari Pulaski: Oh, thank you for that riveting information.
Jagger: So, who will it be? I’ve got the contract right here, any takers?
Jagger steps toward the ramp side of the ring and waits for someone to answer his call. After a few moments of silence, Jagger steps back into the middle of the ring.
Jagger: No one? Nobody wants a piece of the action? Well, I can’t say that I blame any one of you sniveling cowards in the back room. And I guess poor Anthony Phoenix is out of luck. I simply can’t defend my title against only one opp…
“Guernica” by Brand New hits the speakers and Lee “Poetic Justice” Varitek steps out onto the stage.
Tommy Veot: Jagger’s call has been answered!
Stormin’ Norman: Just a short time back, Jagger partnered with Lee Varitek to take the title from Walter A. Stewart. Jagger then turned his back on “PJ” and took the title for himself.
Jagger: Well, well, well. Look who showed up. Didn’t I kick you out to the curb a few months ago?
Varitek continues to walk down the ramp toward the ring. He slides in and stands face to face with Jagger.
Jagger: You want this?
Jagger holds up the contract. Varitek doesn’t say a word, only continuing to stare at Jagger. Jagger takes a step back and hold the contract out in front of him.
Jagger: Go ahead, it’s all yours.
Varitek looks skeptical. He continues to stare at Jagger as he steps forward to take the contract. As Varitek reaches out, Jagger pulls the contract back and throws a right hand. Varitek telegraphs it and blocks, throwing a right hand of his own.
Stormin’ Norman: Jagger’s plan backfires!
Jagger falls to the mat. He grabs the contract and rolls out of the ring. He takes another mic from ringside and begins to make his way up the ramp as the fans cheer for Varitek who looks on from the ring.
Jagger: You…you think you’re tough? You and me, next week. You want a shot, you have to beat me first.
Jagger drops the mic and quickly makes his way backstage as “Guernica” by Brand New plays over the speakers.
Tommy Veot: Well folks, there you have it, Jagger and Varitek going one on one next week. Now let’s take a look at another moment of Criminal Intent History.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:49:31 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:49:31 GMT -5
*AWG PRESENTS…*
*GREAT MOMENTS IN CRIMINAL INTENT HISTORY*
-The screen shows ladder erected in the middle of ring. It then pans up to above the ladder where a pair of titles hang.
Voice Over: Shortly after defeating Big Business, Criminal Intent found themselves with a full plate.
-The screen pans over two sets of faces, which are obviously two other tag teams.
Voice Over: In order to win the titles they would not only have to defeat two well respected teams in Rob DiPietro and Badass Brian as well as Ryan Rage and Baller.
-The screen shows Pierce taking a blow with a ladder over the back courtesy of Rob DiPietro and then Jackboot hitting Das Boot on Ryan Rage. Finally it changes to a member of Criminal Intent on either side of the ladder, each pulling down a title.
Voice Over: The match was hard fought and lived up to every expectation. But in the end, only one team proved to be worthy
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Jul 16, 2008 22:50:42 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:50:42 GMT -5
We cut back to ringside where two young men wearing matching blue and green tights are waiting in the ring as generic rock music plays in the background.
Tommy Veot: Well folks, due to some unforeseen events, Sage Christensen was unable to make it to the arena tonight.
Stormin’ Norman: So in his place, the team of Dave and Doug Henson will take his place against Anthony Phoenix in a two on one handicap match.
Jari Pulaski: Boy, tough luck for that kid.
The arena lights go a bluish hue as "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson begins to play. As the theme continues Phoenix walks out in black hooded waistcoat with silver lining and his blue and black wrestling shorts shining in the bluish hue with his hardcore title shining around his waist. Anthony stands with his head down as he holds his hands in a prayer like pose with his index and middle fingers held up like a gun and the rest laced together. The lights in the arena change as the song starts in earnest with flashing reds, oranges, and yellows making the arena look like it’s on fire as Phoenix holds his arms out in an arrogant pose…fireballs emit from the stage. He walks in time to the music as he makes his way to the ring.
Tommy Veot: Well it doesn’t seem like a handicap match will phase Phoenix. He’s got the same look of determination in his eyes.
Anthony stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks up; he raises his arms again as if he’s giving homage to some unknown god. He then enters the ring and heads for the right turnbuckle nearest the announce table and holds his arms out in the same arrogant pose as at the entrance ramp. When he does so a shower of golden pyro is emitted from the ceiling making it look like it’s raining down on him. He jumps down from the turnbuckle and stands in the middle of the ring holding his hands together in a prayer like pose with his index and middle fingers held up like a gun and the rest laced together holding his head down as the song ends.
Stormin’ Norman: Let’s see if “The Xtreme Saint” has what it takes to go two on one.
Referee Donnie Duncan calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding*
The Henson brother with slightly longer hair (Doug) starts in the ring against Phoenix. He quickly charges and runs straight into a drop toe hold. Phoenix quickly applies a headlock on the mat.
Tommy Veot: Rookie mistake right there.
Phoenix delivers an elbow to the gut and quickly stands up to deliver an elbow drop. Phoenix connects and quickly goes for the early cover. Duncan makes the count.
One…
Kickout.
Phoenix pulls Doug to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Doug returns and is met with a spinning wheel kick. Phoenix goes for the cover, and again Duncan makes the count.
One…
Two…
Just in the nick of time, Dave enters the ring and kicks Phoenix, breaking the count. Phoenix stands and chases Dave back to his corner. Referee Donnie Duncan quickly gets in between the two and sends Phoenix back into the ring.
Stormin’ Norman: There’s the tough part of fighting two men at the same time.
Phoenix turns around and is met with a sharp right hand from Doug, stunning him. Doug sends Phoenix into the opposite corner and tags in his brother. Both men charge at Phoenix with a double clothesline. Phoenix ducks and rolls out of the way as both men crash into the turnbuckle.
Tommy Veot: What a heads up move by Phoenix.
Both men stumble out into the ring. Phoenix stands and delivers a dropkick to Doug, sending him tumbling over the top rope and down to ringside.
Stormin’ Norman: And there goes one half of the Henson brothers!
Phoenix pops back to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt by the legal man, Dave. Dave turns back around and is met with a kick to the gut followed by a fall away stunner.
Tommy Veot: The Last Rites!
Phoenix covers and Duncan makes the count.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
*Ding Ding*
Alexander Cain: Here is your winner…”The Xtreme Saint” Anthony Phoenix!!!
Jari Pulaski: Jagger had better watch his back at Immortal Conflict, that was one impressive showing.
Tommy Veot: Folks, we’ve got more action coming your way, don’t go anywhere!
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Jul 16, 2008 22:51:35 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:51:35 GMT -5
Commercials for AT&T, F/X Movies, and Crest toothpaste are shown.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:52:32 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:52:32 GMT -5
*The cameras return to Anaheim's Honda Center as "Iron Man" begins to play. The fans come unglued as Jack and Samantha carry a briefcase and strut to the ring--which is decked out in a futuristic motif. The fans boo the couple--who are both wearing Dallas Stars hockey jerseys--as they enter the ring, put down the briefcase, and get the microphone from the timekeeper.*
JACK: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to your AWG World Heavyweight Champion's own talk show, "The Eagle's Nest!"
*The crowd boos and starts to throw debris into the ring--including a roll of toilet paper.*
JACK: At "The Eagle's Nest," we always strive to cause crap-loads of trouble and drink crap-loads of beer!
*The crowd boos as Jack reaches down and picks up the roll of toilet paper that was thrown into the ring by a fan--featuring the likenesses of Jack Gaither and Samatha! He hands the mike over to Sam as the crowd starts a "SLUT!" chant.*
SAM: You guys are so clever putting our faces on a bunch of toilet paper. I mean, if you really wanted to put someone's face on a roll of toilet paper, you should put a good picture of the Anaheim Ducks' goalie Jean-Sebastian Giguere on it--and your troubles will go away really quickly!
*Crowd boos again and starts a "GAITHER SUCKS!" chant as Jack takes the mike once again.*
JACK: What Sam was trying to say was that your Ducks couldn't even get back on defense, which basically meant that your season was gonna go down the toilet--and it didn't need the aid of a plunger to help it flush down too! Oh yeah...Game Six of that series was something special; too bad you guys didn't have that Walt Disney magic.
NORMAN: Well, the Anaheim Ducks used to be known as the "Mighty Ducks of Anaheim" when they were owned by the Walt Disney Company until 2004 if I recall.
JARI: So what? They were named after a fictional pee-wee hockey team--go figure!
*The crowd comes unglued and throws more debris; a chant of "F*** YOU GAITHER!" ensues.*
TOMMY: The Anaheim Ducks play in this building, and their fans are letting the "first couple" know exactly how they feel.
JARI: Oh, screw those fans!
JACK: Now folks, it's time to get down to some business at hand. It seems that Pierce Cavanaugh wants to try to intimidate me and Samantha; well Piercy, you can't scare us! At Immortal Conflict, you have the biggest opportunity of a lifetime to go up against me for my AWG World Heavyweight Championship, and it will breed the biggest disappointment of a lifetime. Two weeks ago, I was getting my ass beaten down by you, but I ain't scared of you; you will NEVER, EVER win this piece of gold--as long as it's on my shoulders!
*The crowd now begins a "SHUT THE F*** UP!" chant.*
JACK: You see Piercy, Samantha and I are one step ahead of the competition--and you're no exception. So much so, that I have a small surprise for you. Sam, open up the briefcase so we can see our little secret for Mister Cavanaugh.
*The crowd boos as Samantha opens up the briefcase and pulls out a very official-looking document. Samantha hands the document over to Jack.*
TOMMY: What is this?
NORMAN: Oh, I can't think about what is written on that document!
JARI: This could be brilliant!
JACK: Piercy, last week, I had this fear that, not only were you going to try to kick my ass again, but I also feared that you were gonna try to put your grubby little paws on my girlfriend. Since we will always be one step ahead of you, I went to a judge in Phoenix and filed what you legal pundits call a T.R.O.--a Temporary Restraining Order!
*The crowd begins an "ass!" chant as more debris goes flying into the ring.*
TOMMY: Are you kidding me? Jack Gaither and that...girlfriend of his throwing their weight around and filing a restraining order--you cannot be serious!
NORMAN: I knew that document sounded very official, and the road to Immortal Conflict just got bumpier for Pierce Cavanaugh!
JARI: What a helluva brilliant move Jackie-boy!
SAM: The restraining order forbids Pierce Cavanaugh from coming within 50 feet of me or my boyfriend at ANY time before Immortal Conflict; on the day of Immortal Conflict, the order will expire. Piercy, if you're dumb enough to violate this order, your ass will be in jail for a long time!
*The ring becomes completely littered with toilet paper and other forms of trash as the crowd boos louder than ever before.*
JACK: Now that I took care of that piece of business, my guest on "The Eagle's Nest" at this--
UNKNOWN VOICE: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MISTER!
*The crowd goes nuts as the pizza delivery guy from Phoenix--who was a victim of a Samba Slam last week--comes out onto the ramp wearing a neck brace--and carrying a second microphone. He is accompanied by ten uniformed police officers; the pizza guy, known as Roger, enters the ring while the ten cops remain outside on the floor.*
TOMMY: Uh-oh...somebody's going to pay for their sins!
ROGER: Mr. Gaither and Ms. Teague, you two were laughing when the both of you put your hands of me. Jack, did you have fun giving me a Samba Slam? Well, I really must tell you that you guys won't be laughing when I announce that I will press "assault and battery" charges for what happened last week!
*The crowd cheers wildly.*
NORMAN: Looks like the "Eagle's Nest" just got canceled!
SAM: Well Roger, you can just go on ahead and press those "assault and battery" charges then!
*Sam reaches back and slaps Roger hard across the face while Jack gives Roger his 2nd Samba Slam in as many weeks. Unfortunately, the ten police officers see this and immediately rush into the ring to arrest the couple--sending the crowd into a frenzy.*
TOMMY: Smart move Jack and Samantha--and now, your asses are going straight to the county jail!
*The officers place both Jack and Samantha into handcuffs as Roger gets back up.*
JARI: I'm gonna have to call Dollar--someone's gotta bail our champion out of jail!
TOMMY: No sins go unpunished Jarhead, and I hope his ass stays in jail for a while!
*Jack and Samantha are led away in handcuffs as the fans begin to start singing.*
FANS: Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, HEY-HEEEEEEYYYYYY...GOODBYE! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, HEY-HEEEEEEYYYYYY...GOODBYE! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, HEY-HEEEEEEYYYYYY...GOODBYE!
NORMAN: Listen to this Honda Center crowd! They're chanting "na-na-na-na, hey-hey, goodbye" to our AWG World Champion and his girlfriend, and I'm sure that you are just thrilled to see this Tommy!
TOMMY: You're damn right, I'm thrilled! I love every second of it!
*The cameras follow Jack, Sam, and the cops backstage. The crowd cheers as Jack and Sam are placed into separate squad cars and driven away to the Anaheim jail.*
TOMMY: Jack Gaither, and that witch Samantha, are getting their asses hauled off to the slammer! They had it coming to them, and by God I love every single minute of what just happened! Our champion is going directly to jail--and he ain't gonna pass "GO" or collect his $200, and he won't have a "get out of jail free" card on him either!
*The cameras focus on the ring--which is completely littered with garbage!*
TOMMY: Look at all of this garbage that has completely taken over the ring folks--our fans are truly passionate about who they dislike! Fans let’s take another look at our Tag Team Champions.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:53:29 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:53:29 GMT -5
*AWG PRESENTS…*
*GREAT MOMENTS IN CRIMINAL INTENT HISTORY*
-The screen shows Jackboot and Pierce, both sporting their titles on the way to the ring. The ring is already occupied by a plump man and his skinny partner.
Voice Over: After holding on to their titles for several months, Criminal Intent pitted their success story against the combination of Mr. Saturday Night and Dail Pritchards.
-The screen flips to Dail rolling up Pierce and grabbing on to MSN’s hand for leverage.
Voice Over: Due to the referee’s inability to see the whole ring, Criminal Intent found themselves on the wrong end of an unfortunate ending and for the first and last time as a tag team, they tasted defeat.
-The screen shows Pierce in his suit and Jackboot in his normal attire, both pointing to a piece of paper.
Voice Over: However, a clause in their contract exercised immediately, allowed them a chance at redemption.
-The screen shows Pierce leaping off the turnbuckle and hitting 25 to Life.
Voice Over: And in front of a packed house in Philadelphia, Criminal Intent didn’t disappoint.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:54:43 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:54:43 GMT -5
We cut back to ringside.
Tommy Veot: Welcome back. What an episode of Authenticity we are having so far tonight.
Norman Asner: No doubt about it. Things are shaping up around here in AWG.
Jaromir Pulaski: Not exactly…
Tommy Veot: What the hell are you talking about Jar-Head? What’s not to like about tonight’s show?
Jaromir Pulaski: Well for one thing…
(An unfamiliar guitar rift starts playing over the loud speakers as the lights dim.)
Norman Asner: Looks like we are in for a bit of a surprise here tonight guys.
Tommy Veot: Whoever this is, I’m not too upset that they cut you off Pulaski.
Jaromir Pulaski: Shut your hole Veot. I wonder who the hell this is.
(The guitar rift belongs to “Come To Life” by Alter Bridge and the song kicks into full swing. The crowd is silent in anticipation…that is until a familiar face walks out onto the stage, which prompts the fans to boo until their lungs are sore.)
Norman Asner: It’s Jace Diggs!!!
(“Untouchable” Jace Diggs walks out onto the stage to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He smiles it off and slowly makes his way down to the ring.)
Jaromir Pulaski: Looks like Diggs has some new entrance music for his return to AWG.
Tommy Veot: What is this like the millionth time?
Jaromir Pulaski: Hey, people change and so does their music.
Norman Asner: Yeah, but not every 6 months…
(Diggs finally makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic. The music stops and he is standing in the ring as the fans still shower him with boos. He smiles it off and raises the mic to his lips.)
“Untouchable” Jace Diggs: It’s good to see that I still get a hero’s welcome around here.
(The fans boo even louder then before, which leaves Jace’s smile even wider.)
Jace Diggs: Now if you could all be so kind as to shut the hell up…
(The fans boo louder and start a furious chant.)
“YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!!”
Norman Asner: The fans haven’t forgotten of all the rotten things Jace has done here in AWG, and it doesn’t look like they’ll be forgetting any time soon.
Jaromir Pulaski: They should be showing him some respect, this man is a former World Champion.
(Jace actually looks to be enjoying the taunting as he lets it die down to a level where he can actually speak.)
Jace Diggs: You know, if there was anything that I actually missed about my….”retirement” it was how easily you idiots could amuse yourselves with meaningless chants.
(More boos.)
Jace Diggs: I mean, do you people actually that I give two shits what you think of me?
(Even more boos.)
Jace Diggs: You are all nothing but pathetic leeches, trying to live vicariously through the guys that come into the ring each and every night because you are all too fat and useless to do it yourselves. You all disgust me!
(The crowd is so hot right now that you can barely hear yourself think. Jace results to shouting.)
Jace Diggs: THAT’S RIGHT! You all disgust me! As a matter of fact, I should have never left retirement to grace you all with my presence. I’m too good for you idiots.
(More heat from the fans.)
Jace Diggs: You know what…forget this. As of right now, I’m not going to waste my time with any of you anymore. I am officially retiring AGAIN right now!
(Jace drops the mic and when he does the crowd erupts in cheers. He makes his way over to the ropes and puts one foot through before the crowd starts to boo again.)
Norman Asner: Oh no, not this…this bitch again.
Tommy Veot: Whoa Norm, you can’t say bitch on live tv.
Norman Asner: When I’m talking about her I can!
(The “her” that Asner is referring to is none other then Alexis Drayton, who has made her way from the back and is now making her way into the ring. Jace pulls his leg back into the ring and pick the mic up as Alexis is handed a mic and gets into the ring as well.)
Jaromir Pulaski: If it isn’t the golden couple of AWG!
(The crowd is hot as Jace and Alexis hug in the middle of the ring before Alexis starts to speak.)
Alexis Drayton: Jace baby, now I know these fans don’t deserve you, but you can’t go into retirement again. I mean look at the success you had before, you could have that again.
(A wide smile crosses Jace’s face.)
Jace Diggs: You’re right. I was one of the best World Champions this business has ever seen.
Alexis Drayton: That’s right baby! At first I thought your fall and sudden case of identity theft was going to be a burden, but when you won the Deadbolt match, I knew you and I were going to go far.
(Jace takes a step back and stops smiling. He looks Alexis in the eyes with a serious face.)
Jace Diggs: What do you mean you and I?
(Alexis now looks confused.)
Alexis Drayton: I mean I thought you and I were a team. We are, aren’t we?
Jace Diggs: You seriously didn’t know, did you?
(Alexis has a panicked tone in her voice now.)
Alexis Drayton: Know what Jace?
Jace Diggs: I faked it. I faked the whole thing.
Alexis Drayton: What?! Faked what?
Jace Diggs: You really are dumber then you look.
(This gets a mild cheer from the crowd.)
Jace Diggs: I never actually thought I was Dollar McDougal. It was all an act.
Alexis Drayton: Well why in the hell would you want to pretend to be that scumbag?
Jace Diggs: First of all, watch your mouth. DMD pretty much owns the air you breathe. And as for why I did it, it’s pretty simple actually. I was being held down by AWG staff. I was so deep in the mid-card that I could barely come up for air. So once I took that spill off the stage in that Last Man Standing match against Rob Dipietro I decided it was time for me to take matters into my own hands.
Alexis Drayton: This….none of this is making sense…
Jace Diggs: If I hadn’t pretended that I was Dollar and inject myself into his rivalries, then I would have never been apart of the Deadbolt match. And because I did all of this people now see me as a main eventer, a show stealer if you will.
Alexis Drayton: Why wouldn’t you tell me any of this Jace? I thought you trusted me, I thought I was the only woman that mattered to you.
(Jace laughs.)
Jace Diggs: You thought I cared about you that much? You only helped me get what I wanted. Sure you helped me steal a few wins here and there, but other then that you were and still are a leech trying to live off of my life, just like all of these idiots in the crowd. You helped me get what I wanted and now I’m done with you.
Alexis Drayton: I can’t believe this…
Jace Diggs: Well you better start opening your eyes sister, because you are officially getting kicked to the curb.
(Without a moments hesitation Alexis winds up and slaps Diggs right across the face. Jace doesn’t waste any time retaliating and he pushes Alexis right in the face, knocking her down. Jace stands above her with a menacing look as she crawls backwards away from him. He lunges at her, but she’s able to slide out of the ring before he gets to her. As she retreats Jace raises the mic to his lips.)
Jace Diggs: If you ever come back, your fate is going to be much, much worse you bitch.
(Jace stands with a smile on his face as Alexis finally makes it backstage. “Come To Life” hits as he stands there with a smile on his face, but that quickly turns to a scowl.)
Jace Diggs: Cut my music! I’m not done yet!
(The music cuts as he is still standing in the middle of the ring.)
Jace Diggs: Now I’ve heard whispers of why I chose to come back and attack Sage Christensen with Dollar and Gaither, and how much of that has to do with him beating me for the AWG World Championship. Well my answer is simple. Me coming back and being a thorn in his side has EVERYTHING to do with him taking my title away from me. And seeing as how he no longer holds that belt, it looks like I’m going to have to inflict as much pain as possible to him until I feel that he’s felt as much hurt as I did when I lost that Championship belt. Now Sage you call yourself the Violent Messiah, but I’m going to show you that the only one that needs any enlightenment….is YOU!
(“Come to Life” hits and Jace drops the mic and glares at the camera. The scene quickly fades to black as we go to commercial.)
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Jul 16, 2008 22:56:09 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:56:09 GMT -5
Commercials for Gatorade, Lays potato chips, and Mountain Dew’s 3 new flavors (Vote for Voltage) are shown.
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Jul 16, 2008 22:58:00 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 22:58:00 GMT -5
*AWG PRESENTS…*
*GREAT MOMENTS IN CRIMINAL INTENT HISTORY*
-A screen shots to Pierce at a bar and Jackboot in his luxurious house, wearing a banana hammock.
Voice Over: After the collapse of ACW, Pierce and Jackboot separated. However, the former tag team members’ path’s crossed again, when they were both offered contracts with AWG. A growing wrestling organization.
-A look at a stage where the jumbotron reads Divine Intervention. And then a look at the new and current versions of the wrestlers appear on the screen.
Voice Over: AWG’s first PPV pitted random tag teams against each other for a chance at singles gold. And wouldn’t you know it, Criminal Intent was reunited.
-A picture of Pierce and Jackboot staring each other down comes across the screen with Jewel trying to separate them.
Voice Over: Although neither man was happy with the pairing, they went on to defeat SeReNa and Axel Steel to advance to the main event.
-A picture of each man being eliminated from the man event appears as Jackboot is sent over the ropes courtesy of Pierce and Pierce courtesy of Rage.
Voice Over: Although they both failed in the main event, the championship committee liked shat they saw and booked them to compete to become the first AWG Tag Team Champions.
-A picture of Pierce pinning Rage appears. And then one of both men holding up the new titles.
Voice Over: And once again, Criminal Intent found their winning ways and hasn’t seemed to lost them yet.
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Jul 16, 2008 23:01:14 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 23:01:14 GMT -5
We cut back to the arena.
Tommy Veot: Well folks, that’s a quick history lesson about your Tag Team champions. And I do believe it’s about time to see if they can continue to dominate.
The overhead lights flash from red to blue, back and forth, and a police siren goes off in the distance. Then a loud pyro goes off ion the center of the stage as the siren shuts off to give way to "Jambi" by Tool. Pierce Cavanaugh and Jackboot enter. Jackboot kisses each of his biceps, Justice and Order, as Pierce preps by throwing spinning heel kicks and punching the air in front of him. After both are through, they look at each other and nod as they begin a sprint into the ring. Jackboot slides under the bottom rope as Pierce launches himself onto the apron and does a flip over the top rope. They both catch their feet in the ring and give each other a double fist pound and are ready to go.
Stormin’ Norman: What energy! I can honestly say that I’ve never seen a Tag Team quite like Criminal Intent.
Jari Pualski: You don’t get out much…do you?
“Death March” by Black Label society begins to play. The arena begins to fog up. Blue lights give the fog an eerie look. Travis Beckham steps out onto the stage with a towel draped over his shoulders. He stands on the stage, staring at the ring for a few moments before beginning to walk down the ramp. Beck climbs into the ring and walks to the corner as his music cuts off.
Tommy Veot: Uh…aren’t we missing something?
Stormin’ Norman: Yes, I do believe someone is MIA.
Referee Abe Sanders talks with Beckham for a second and then calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding*
Tommy Veot: Well it looks like Travis Beckham is without his newfound partner. Things are already in Criminal Intent’s favor.
Cavanaugh starts in the ring with Beckham. Cavanaugh bounces around the ring, showcasing his speed. Beckham lunges for Cavanaugh, who slips behind him and delivers a kick to the back of the knees.
Stormin’ Norman: What quickness and agility by the Adrenaline Rush.
Cavanaugh continues his barrage of kicks, sending Beckham to his knees. Cavanaugh bounces off the ropes and returns with a flying kick to the chest. Beckham hit’s the mat hard and Cavanaugh goes for the cover.
One…
Beckham tosses Cavanaugh off, who quickly tags in Jackboot. Jackboot quickly goes to work by stomping away at Beckham before he can get to his feet.
Tommy Veot: Beckham, unable to get a move in.
Jackboot lifts Beckham and sends him into the corner and follows up with a running body splash. Beckham falls to the mat and Jackboot begins to grind his boot into the face of Beckham. Referee Abe Sanders starts a five count. Jackboot breaks at 4 and retreats to his corner to tag in Cavanaugh.
Tommy Veot: Criminal Intent working well together, Beckham is in serious trouble.
Cavanaugh pulls Beckham to his feet and out of the corner. Cavanaugh goes to whip Beckham into the ropes, but Beckham reverses. Cavanaugh returns and sides between the legs of Beckham as Beckham attempts to grab him. Cavanaugh quickly hops to his feet and delivers a kick to the back of Beckham’s knee. Beckham falls to one knee, screaming in pain. Cavanaugh sees the opportunity and tags Jackboot in.
Stormin’ Norman: Beckham is hurt!
Beckham struggles to get to his feet, and finally does only to turn around and meet a big boot to the face.
Jari Pulaski: Ouch! Goodnight!
Jackboot grabs the injured leg of Beckham and locks in The Equalizer. Jackboot twists the leg of Beckham enough to snap him out of the daze of getting kicked in the head, only so he can tap out on the mat.
*Ding Ding*
Tommy Veot: Criminal Intent has retained.
Jari Pulaski: Well duh.
“Jambi” by Tool plays as Cavanaugh slides into the ring with the AWG Tag Team Titles in his hand. Medical staff rushes the ring and begins to help Beckham as the camera shows both members of Criminal Intent raising their hands with the Tag Team Titles.
Stormin’ Norman: Well, what a night we had. For Tommy Veot and Jari Pulaski, Goodnight everyone!
The scene fades to the AWG logo and then to black as we go off the air.
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Jul 16, 2008 23:05:09 GMT -5
Post by AWG Staff on Jul 16, 2008 23:05:09 GMT -5
The End
Thanks to all who helped and sent in segments. This was a very well played out show.
A card ofr next week will be up tomorrow night.
AWG Staff
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